Nice To Meat You

So I rewatched all of the clone wars this last week…

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer: 

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius: 

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

a/n: this is a trend on tiktok rn and i just wanted to give my own take on it :)

Boba Fett ⭒ 10/10 ⭒ Very understanding given the kind of scum that frequent Jabba’s palace.  ⭒ Ready to fight anyone who even comes close to your drink. If someone tries the “I’m with her, I can hold it” card, he won’t hesitate to just shoot them point blank.  ⭒ Gets you a refill if he sees you’re running out.

Din Djarin | The Mandalorian ⭒ 10/10 ⭒ Low-key honored you trust him so much.  ⭒ After you give it to him for safekeeping, he puts it down on a table and goes back to watching the crowd.  ⭒ It looks like he isn’t paying attention, but if someone tries to slip you something, he’ll stab their hand through the table with his vibroknife.  ⭒ Might balance your drink on the Child’s head for fun. 

Hux ⭒ 7/10 ⭒ He’ll keep it safe but he’s not going to be happy about it. ⭒ His scowling and general unpleasantness from being forced to attend a party is enough to keep everyone else at a distance, but he keeps a hand over the rim of the cup just in case.  ⭒ Criticizes your choice of drink. Offers you a glass of the Corellian Whiskey he keeps in his personal quarters as an excuse to leave early. 

Kylo Ren ⭒ 9/10 ⭒ Takes it very seriously. Almost too seriously.  ⭒ Imagine the Supreme Leader of the First Order guarding a tiny glass like it’s the most precious thing in the galaxy. His hands are so big they can cover the entire cup but he wants people to see it so they know you chose him to keep it safe.  ⭒ One point knocked because he steals a sip from your drink. 

Maul ⭒ 6/10 ⭒ Annoyed and disappointed it’s such a common problem that you have to ask him to look after it in the first place.  ⭒ No matter how much he may grumble, he’ll keep it safe for your sake. Holds it against his chest, tapping it with a finger as he impatiently waits for you to come back. ⭒ Hands it off to Savage if he thinks you’re taking too long. 

Savage Opress ⭒ 10000/10 ⭒ He’s happy to do it for you. He has such an intimidating aura that no one would dare to try anything and the scowl he puts on is so adorable to you. ⭒ While some (Maul) would say it’s silly he’s so protective of something as inconsequential as a drink, he feels as though he would be betraying the trust you put in him if he allowed anything to happen.  ⭒ Pats you on the head when you thank him for watching your drink. 

Thrawn ⭒ 20/10 ⭒ A true gentleman about the whole situation.  ⭒ Places it next to his own, keeps a hand over it at all times.  ⭒ He doesn’t make you feel silly for being paranoid or that it’s a burden for him. Even when you don’t ask, he keeps an eye on it if you put it down for a bit. You can never be too careful. 

✦ | Darth Maul Stimboard

I was about to go “sorry guys, got nothing for star wars day, I’m not in the headspace” until I realised I sketched this this morning on accident so please take my humble offering.