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had to look this up bc I thought it was a joke
if he had been there it wouldn't have gone down like that
Ladies, help me out: is he wearing a wig?
She's being so big and brave.
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The fact thatĀ ādolls having a tea partyā has stuck around in the public consciousness is fascinating to me.
Like, back in the Old Days that would be a way that women would actually socialize.Ā So if a girl had a doll tea party, she was imitating her mom / other contemporary women.
But these days contemporary women donāt have tea parties. So now, the idea ofĀ ādolls having a tea partyā is an echo of an extinct behavior, only repeated and referenced because it usedĀ to be so prevalent.
So a Barbie in a big hat themed for a tea party is a bit like if they made Transformers that turned into stagecoaches and horse-drawn buggies.
Like I wouldnāt buy the fuck out of stagecoach transformers
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"Autobots! Transform and roll out!"
"I can't do that, Optimus. My legs are still in the stable!"
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I donāt know how big my cishet following is on here so this probably wonāt go to many if any people who need it but I get such a bad vibe from cishet people who say āthe LGBT(/Q)(/QIA+)ā. Like Iāve come across and met people who I think have good intentions who use it but like it gives me a little bit of hives to see.
Genuine question: Would referring to you guys as "The Gay Community" or "The Queer Community" be better? Or just "The Gays" maybe?
Few-toothed Rat Paucidentomys vermidax
A shrew-rat from Sulawesi, Indonesia. The rat has no molars and only two upper incisors, an adaptation to its earthworm diet.
image by Jacob Esselstyn, et al.
Wait so it has only -
Oh. Oh.
Oh, so this is the rat they named the rat-tooth forceps after.

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....oooh. I don't know.
Sailor Moon vs James Bond?
(depending the versions, idk either.)
Tuxedo vs Louis from amc?
One, Louis *would* win.
but Two: they would not fight. Louis likes taking pictures and would offer Mamoru advice on how to invest his family's fortunes into a safe business and maybekinda would adopt him as his son.
See, you have the same problem I do. In theory she could blast him into the next universe, but the question is why they'd be fighting in the first place.
James was doing yellowface again and Usagi got mad?
every episode of riverdale has a scene where a teen with too much hairstyle confronts a diabolical adult like "listen up bozo, i know you think youre all tough and comfortable running the show & calling the shots. but here's a newsflash for you, you goddamn monster: we're sick and tired of you using our town as your personal junk pool. i will hunt you down and stomp on your world. arrivederci, you bastard" & all throughout this the adult looks completely disarmed, scared shitless, terrified for their life, then two scenes later the adult will walk up to the teen & shoot them in the head point blank with a pump action shotgun. that's the cliffhanger, & the next episode opens with the teen in the hospital recovering from a mild contusion
why did somebody tag this as #contusion. is that for like an injury-based filing system or
We need more scary infinite variants of manmade environments like the Infinite IKEA or the Backrooms.
May I suggest, The Lot:
I'm sorry to disappoint you but this is a real parking lot. I didn't edit it.
Check out the lot-to-building ratio in any large American sports stadium
Some lots are so big they have bus services specifially inside it. The lots are broken into sections and buses go around to their sections at a set amount of times before the start of something and drive people to the main building.
The societies of lost people inside The Lot would probably operate something like that to locate and pick up new arrivals and bring them over to one of the major settlements.
In the Infinite Ikea or Backrooms you can convince yourself there's gonna be a door round the next corner or behind that wall.
But despite it being completely open, there is no hope of escape from The Lot. Whereever you look it's just more cars from horizon to horizon.
Sheesh, man, that's
a lot
I'd imagine that sometimes the cars they come across have half eaten snacks and bottles of water in them, and that's how people survive in The Lot.
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I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually
I'm still so fucking angry about Mamdani excluding Jews from a legal advisory council. Maybe it's because it is the clearest example of how Jew hate that makes it statistically unlikely that there would be no Jews unless he actively excluded them, and I spent years listening to leftists use numbers and talk about disparate impact to put science and statistics to prove systemic discrimination. Maybe it's because I am literally a New York-barred Jewish attorney. But I'm still so fucking spitting mad.
All Our Activist/Academic Betters smugly lecturing about dogwhistles and representation and disparate impact and the importance of speaking up and representation and microaggressions and pick the fatuous set of terms they wrote a DailyKOS post about and anointed themselves as a Good Person with and it all goes out the window the second Jews are involved. "Oh it's just a religion. I'd never exclude anyone. I'm conventionally attractive and rich so you can just trust whatever I say. I know my wife is buddies with a straight up nazi-level asshole and everyone I bring into my circle hates Jews and keeps fucking over the Democratic party but really I'm just Critical Of Israel and how DARE you hold that against me. Maybe YOURE the real Nazi."
The thing is he had to have known how obviously fishy this looks, and he did it anyway. Did he not think there'd be blowback? Did he not care?
And this is a blatant case of hiring discrimination or at least something functionally equivalent, and he chose lawyers to try this on?