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afurioushawk

Without Googling him, do you know who Marc Elias is?

Yes

No

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Reblog for sample size please

#no but the name sounded familiar

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dogpuppy

advanced-passenger-train

#cats

quasi-normalcy

Star Trek equivalent of a "Glup Shitto" is some obscure class of Federation starship that was only ever seen on screen for 0.68 seconds as a battle-damaged wreck at Wolf 359, but which somehow has a model from Eaglemoss, multiple, lengthy video essays discussing its lore, and an extremely vocal fan campaign by people demanding that it be made playable in Star Trek Online.

griffonatrix

The USS Jupp was a kitbash studio model built by the VFX house hired by Paramount Pictures for special effects in the Star Trek: Deep Space

ah you mean the jupp shippo

lazuelazuli

@imadoctornotanescalator As you’ve commented before, this is probably how you’d classify my favorite obscure Trek characters. I love those Jupp Shippos. XD

#star trek

ratt-teeth

my grandma sent me a picture of my dog with his new xmas present and i need a fucking inhaler LOOK AT HIM

oh to feel a fraction of the unbridled joy he is experiencing

ratt-teeth

YOURE ALL SO MEAN TO MY BOY

#dogs

freegazafromhamas

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pitaflame

Yeah, because the Harris campaign disenfranchized its entire base and left votes on the table by listening to fucking consultants, buying **TV ADS** IN 2024, and saying she wouldn't be any different from biden at the peak of his unpopularity.

She tanked us by running and doing it bad, he tanked us by robbing us of a primary. The democrats hate you, you should hate them back-- better yet, go Be them. Be the next mamdani

pusheenthenerdcat

i really ought to just scroll away but i cant help myself, essentially the choices you were presented with were "pie", "swarm of poison bees" and "roll a dice on the other two options"

how on EARTH does anyone, even someone who dislikes that flavour of pie, think chancing being served the bees is a good idea? and now the whole resturants getting stung because of your decisions maybe at least have the decency to pretend to regret it, geez

freegazafromhamas

What a fantastic analogy

stonedsacrifice

Its not a good analogy though. The "pie" is complicit in the Palestinian genocide as well as the Epstein coverup.

Kamala is also quite literally a cop, isn't she?

its more like picking between a swarm of bees and a swarm-of-bees flavored pie.

Sure one of them LOOKS nicer, but its just as morally corrupt as anything else.

rjc1993

Are you fucking stupid? A district attorney is in no fucking way a cop. You would have to be absolutely brain dead to think so, or you’re one of those naive idiots who thinks criminals should not be prosecuted in a court of law

strawberry-wizzard

Even if Kamala was a cop, why would that be disqualifying? I know we all say ACAB and everything, but police are still a necessary part for society to function.

People have talked about replacing them with something else, but nobody has managed to come up with an alternative that isn't a lynch mob or just reinventing the police again.

I swear, some of you guys will take a slogan meant to remind you to be careful around police and convince yourselves that it actually means all cops are ontologicaly evil. That is not serious behavior.

#us politics

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chaotic-inaturalist-images

get got nerd

the angy,,,

Eurasian Nightjar, photographed by Valia Pavlou (Source)

#birds

so-much-for-subtlety

strawberry-wizzard

A gremlin in its natural habitat.

#cats #video

afurioushawk

Girl, the Louisiana Territory!

Open the schools!

afurioushawk

OPEN THE SCHOOLS!

#I'm just hoping all the tourists have a nice time #and tell all their friends and family about it when they get home #the actual sports games I don't actually care about

polymorphousculturevulture

Andy Kehoe - inherent tranquility

strawberry-wizzard

Don't talk to me or my bipedal son again.

#art #monster design

stjohnstarling

Teratophiliacs were once a niche group that bonded over their sexual attraction to monsters in obscure forums. Now—as online communities pro

Okay guys, we’ve got to wrap it up now with the monsterfucking and find something new to do. It’s getting write-ups in GQ, it’s so over.

stjohnstarling

Sometimes, in their obsession with monsters, humans end up finding other humans. In 2019, Cachét developed a crush on Salad Fingers, the main character in a British cult web cartoon. She drew porn of Salad Fingers and sent it to David Firth, the show’s creator. Firth loved it and followed her back. “He thought I was a guy because no girl would draw porn of Salad Fingers,” Cachét says.

They started messaging. Cachét complimented his drawing of a human-bug threesome and asked for a print. Three years later, Cachét and David got married. The human-bug threesome drawing hangs on the wall of their home.

Okay this does kind of rule though.

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afurioushawk

Just remember that the DSA was to the right of Lindsey Graham on Russian sanctions.

smegorl

Ah yes the "internationally agreed upon commitments to end NATO's expansionist drive" that exist only in the minds of ruzzian nationalists and their simpering western fellow travellers.

#us politics #international politics

ignorethisatyourperil

strawberry-wizzard

I don't understand why they're so defensive about this. They have the perfect out: put all the blame on the Ottoman Empire.

Make it clear that modern Turkey is different than its predecessor and is an improvement.

It's not like here in America where we're still the same country that practiced slavery and committed genocide against the Indians. We've got to own our historical sins, but Turkey can just shift the blame to an extinct country.

Why don't they just do that? This whole denialist song and dance is just embarrassing to watch.

#international politics #turkey #armenian genocide

cupcakelogic

oh no

starsfelllikerain

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL WEEK

#art #shitpost

redstonedust

sticks my finger in the barrel of your gun so it backfires on you looney toons style but the gun moaned and now none of us know what genre we're in.

#shitpost

dogleb

the x-files lego set, releasing august 2026.

#lego #the x files

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lookninjas

What's Next For Mitch McConnell?

Actual news about his health status.

The same vague press statement they've released five times already.

AI Deepfake Mitch (with a varying number of fingers)

Corpse gets wheeled around in sunglasses a la Weekend at Bernie's

Replaced by Marjorie Taylor Greene in a bad mask.

I have a funnier joke than these (put it in the tags)

Voting ended onJul 8

lookninjas

I'm not going to lie, "He steals the lifeforce of Lindsey Graham to prolong his unnatural existence a few more months out of spite" just straight up didn't occur to me. I really didn't see that one coming.

#us politics

datasoong47

#shitpost

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