Strawberry Wizzard

National holiday today.

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a very special little gumball machine spirited animal

Did you make this @snapscube ? It's got your name on it

The punchline is that this character was actually introduced back in 2004. It was made-up future slang that they happened to get right.

When I was in college I had a professor who was an expert on detective fiction. He had a longstanding beef with the idea that "Murders in the Rue Morgue" was the first detective story. He thought that it seemed way too polished to be inventing a new genre, and also that the whole orangutan business had the vibe of someone subverting preexisting audience expectations and maybe engaging in a bit of stealth parody. With the help of some student volunteers, he went trawling through old magazines and newspapers and found hundreds of detective stories from the early 1800s that just hadn't garnered enough individual attention to be remembered. This was because most of them sucked balls. He created an online archive of them, so you too can read these mostly terrible stories.

A piece to celebrating 60th anniversary of Japan’s timeless giant monster-fighting hero!!

So, back to regular programming, it seems.

And I'm gonna need some of y'all to google Herman Cain lol

This does not enable my wretched regency habits. This is not what I asked for. I do not deign to grace it with the name of my house.

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Vermont is not a good way to pick presidential candidates for Democrats when the voter base there is nothing like the voter base in half the country.

So now leftists want to disenfranchise Black primary voters by pushing South Carolina down the list. Rather than any of their candidates actually bother trying to reach out to Black voters. It's all part of the leftist attempted white supremacist takeover.

PRINTS HERE… https://bit.ly/2NqqOX7