Strawberry Wizzard

Fire-based/lava-filled levels have their own style too, but I can't place the instruments.

WTF are those obelisks on the right?…

Tasty obelisk fries..

“It’s digestible” has got to be the laziest goal I’ve ever seen achieved by a food product.

“It’s digestible”

I have learned a new thing today.

Love this post for so many reasons but most especially because this is from all the way back in 2012 and and yet not a single blog in this thread is deactivated

I enjoy that not only does this have a link to an actual source, but the link still fucking works.

Love the gay history, but i just wanna correct that the “it’s digestible” in the gay stuff was a reference to crisco’s tagline it had been using since 1911, the actual meaning of its digestible is because it’s main competition came from “enhanced” lards which were rendered pig fat mixed with non food thickeners that literally did not digest and caused people to basically just shit out pig cream, since crisco was veggie based the body digested it along with the food

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

They had a kid once

I mean, we already knew Sonic had a thing for human women. This was just the first time he made it further than 1st base.

ok but soundwave can design the decepticon logo and no one bats an eye

Are there worlds where our terrible 2020s American weird cat color stereotypes are projected on catgirls and catboys? Torties trying to prove they’re not mean, orange cats trying to prove they’re not stupid?

Catpeople attacking other catpeople for confirming to cat colour stereotypes.

...black cats being stereotypically bad luck suddenly sounds really fucking racist

2020s cat stereotypes are that black cats are weird mysterious and unknowable which does sound like irl orientalism so you arent wrong

And speaking of orientalism, how are the siamese catpeople doing during this? Are they constantly getting mistaken for doing blackface? Do they consider the cats from Lady and the Tramp an offensive portrayal of siamese catpeople?

tbh i really do think the bush years/ iraq and afghanistan did permanent brain damage to the american left and their positions on foreign policy and islamaphobia

#pliny the elder the greatest tragedy of the world is that you were born 2000 years before they invented d&d monster manuals#<- gradprev tags#I THINK ABOUT THIS CONSTANTLY#classics#history according to tumblr

Waiting for "Uber drivers are petit bourgeoisie because they own the means of production (car they might not even own)" to be a real take that people have, as opposed to any real analysis of the ownership of like. Uber. The app.

btw the whole "you are actually an independent contractor and not an employee" thing is THE ENTIRE GIG ECONOMY GRIFT. It's the mechanism by which workers are being deprived of rights. It's the most transparent way to dress up exploitation in a thin veneer of privilege imaginable, how the fuck can this website— oh. Right. Of course.

No but this is profoundly stupid. The status of petit bourgeois is not determined purely through ownership of tools, it is through the ownership of one's own labor power, which is to say that that labor power is sold directly and independently on the market, B2B or B2C. Uber drivers and Taxi drivers (at least in Austria) cannot be said to be running an enterprise because without Uber or the Taxi company, they are nothing, even if they own their own car. To argue otherwise is to argue that the construction worker who brings their own hammer to work loses proletarian character, at least in a small way. As OP correctly points out, it is the company delegating ownership of the tools of production that the proletariat that the proletariat's exploitation does not decrease, but increases. On top of this, Uber drivers do not sell to the customer, instead the company determines the minimum fare the driver would be willing to accept for the ride.

guys im not sure that "bourgeois" is actually a very useful term in today's economy

Not a big fan of treating doctors as if they are some sort of oppressor class

People will say anything to justify their fear of going to the doctors, I guess?

I've never lived in a blue state. I grew up in a red state that turned purple and then became solidly blue after I left. Then I lived in purple trending red and red states. Maybe that informs the way I view politics- none of this Seattle/NYC/LA bullshit. People are not secretly radical, and the correct combination of words will not reveal some hidden silent majority reflecting your specific brand of leftist (or "leftist") politics. Vagaries of your deeply blue little district notwithstanding.