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Hello All,

I am a 21-year-old with an enthusiasm for all things music (especially Queen) as well as all things strawberry-flavored. I will not be posting here much, as I am a busy and forgetful man. I’m basically just speaking into the void and seeing if it speaks back or not.

Update: It’s been a few months since I’ve been on here. I have since turned 22. Also, I know I only have like, 2 followers, and I’m rarely on here, but please don’t be shy to ask me questions. I love attention.

Update 2: 24 now!

#introduction #music #strawberries

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Every once in a while an intelligent thought escapes me

#not often though #thinking #philosophy

Evil Nine Inch Nails probably has a song called “Farther”

#nine inch nails #nine inch nails closer

Ok so how were we supposed to see this as a sweater and not a carapace. It has no sleeves and it’s not even loose-fitting. As a kid I thought he just had some weird skin condition that made him look like a bug hybrid which just made him seem cooler. Can’t believe we’re supposed to see this as some twinky sweater

#winnie the pooh #piglet #how far have I fallen that these are real tags I can use under this post #childhood

Can’t believe I’ve never posted about this before but my favorite cartoon of all time is The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. So much of my humor and who I am in general has been shaped by that show

#cartoons #Cartoon Network #grim adventures of billy and mandy

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So I’ve found out that they have in fact gotten rid of the songs in the new Tomodachi Life (devastating) but they DID bless me with this image so I guess I can’t complain

#tomodachi life #Nintendo #tomodachi living the dream #jonathan davis #Korn #I also get to share a house with my best friend and Freddie Mercury #which is what I’ve always dreamed of #I really am living the dream haha

When I was little, I had to do this STUPID thing called Compass Learning, where they made me answer all these math questions but I kept getting them wrong and every time they would correct me by having this flat-voiced man go “ACTUALLY,”. I am almost 25 years old and that “ACTUALLY,” still echoes in my mind while I’m just trying to go about my adult day. Curses

#compass learning #ACTUALLY #crying #the plights of being an early 2000s child #haunted by my childhood #elementary school #i may have gotten less of the questions wrong if I’d paid attention when they corrected me #oh well

In the Arms of an Angel

#Korn #sarah mclachlan #in the arms of an angel #they are looking for their forever home ;(#Youtube

I guess you’re supposed to be embarrassed of the music you listened to when you were 12 but this is what I was listening to so how could I feel shame

#livin joy #dreamer #stardust #music sounds better with you #paradisio #bailando #Youtube

They make strawberry toothpaste and it tastes way better than regular toothpaste…God is real

#toothpaste #strawberries #sure it’s for children but so what

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People make fun of them for being fat but look at what they use all that beef to do

#beavers #the backbone of our society #he’s chewing #nature #Youtube

Freddie Mercury Jumping on Kenny Everett

#Freddie mercury #kenny everett #queen #Youtube

Alright, everyone knows Running Up That Hill and Wuthering Heights at this point, and I’ve already shared Breathing on here, and now, I want to share another one of my many favorite Kate Bush songs:

Just listen to it. Shit’s gorgeous. I’ve cried to it many times and will gladly do so many more times

#kate bush #moments of pleasure #the red shoes #Youtube

As Promised:

#Korn #untitled era #hold on #Youtube

Not really sure what exactly this was about but it was for the Untitled album (which in and of itself is one of Korn’s hidden gems) and I guess it never came to fruition? Gives me similar vibes as the “Hold On” video (which also has behind the scenes stuff for it - I should post that next).

#Korn #untitled era #we are going into the trenches with this one #Youtube

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Been obsessing over Korn even more than usual somehow lately so I’m probably going to start posting some obscure moments during the times where I return to this account every 3 months or so to just ramble about whatever I want. For example, here’s Jonathan Davis playing a senile cactus in a somewhat obscure Cartoon Network show from 2017 (OK K.O., I will put respect on its name)

#ok ko #Korn #Cartoon Network #numetal #cartoons #Youtube

Me when someone asks me a question I don’t want to answer

#I need to draw this thing #she serves so hard #fish #walking batfish #batfish

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