Make The Lost, Found

hay hay moo moo I don’t like your tractor

dicks out for telling your boyfriend, if he says he’s got beef, that i’m a vegetarian and i ain’t fucking scared of him

dicks out for our house, in the middle of the street

dicks out for peanut butter jelly time

When HonkyTonk Badonkadonk comes on at the Cracker Barrel

god bless gordan ramsey 

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

Dont feel bad about feeling

i support girls anger. i support girls who yell. i support girls who get called bitches and cunts at parties because they’ll swear at guys who won’t leave them alone. i support girls who don’t believe in second chances and cut off people who hurt them. i support girls who say no the first time and flip you off if you ask them again. i support girls who will never allow themselves to be pushovers and constantly get shit for it. you’re fucking incredible. 

remember when u used to go over to ur friends house and youd go down to the ‘computer room’ to the dads old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and ur friend would show u charlie the unicorn and epic rap battles of history type stuff on youtube while thier younger siblings bugged you for a turn to use the computer

i know when that rooster sings, that can only mean one thing

hay hay moo moo I don’t like your tractor