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@entities-of-posts The Spiral?

Seconded

did you know only men are allowed to be funny? only boys are allowed to have fun. media is only for guys btw its just guys. its just guys. its just men. its only men its always about men the men are just different you know the men are just funnier its so rare to see boys being prioritized you know men just deserve more you know its just men you should only see men you should only think about men you should default to men its okay its all he its all bro its all guys dont worry hey its gender neutral!! its neutral because its okay to be a guy its alright the default state is man!! boys will be boys!! its just boys!!

i went to blowjob city and they just voted against raising the minimum wage

So uhhhh...what were you doing in blowjob city exactly

making shit all apparently

Unionize we can all blow this job together

I've been a whistleblower for years

yeah what is it

its behind the read more button

Conservative beauty standards are back with a vengeance which means it's especially important to go out this summer with bellies out and bodies unshaved. Also be unapologetically disabled with mobility aids and wearable medical devices and stim toys and ear defenders and all that stuff. You need it. People need to see it. Everyone needs to be reminded that life is unquestioningly more enjoyable when you're not living inside an arbitrary set of rules created by people who are offended by all the wrong things.