Strange

Milky Way is a female Snickers. No nuts and more milky.

I haven't committed arson despite my urges but today is the day i say goodbye to morals

Groubd hog day

ArE yOu sUrE aBouT tHAt

make flutes from my bones 

DO YOU FUCKING HAVE BONES

i shall acquire some

bet

hold up i got a important announcement 

And?

the clowns are loose. please keep your doors and windows locked.

What do you mean theyre very frien

I will snap a neck

fool i am spineless and proud of it

Tgen say goodbye to a lifespan 😩👊

I will snap a neck

finished 3 short stories this week… idk what’s going on w/ me but i’ve narrowed it down to 1) successful medication management or 2) accidentally made pact w/ devil, am reaping the benefits

I would like need to read these stories

appreciated! i’ll be posting a copy for volunteer beta readers in the next day or two. if i get lazy/forget, please stop by & hit me over the head w/ a sandal 

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listen i did not have a fun time writing it, you are not meant to have a fun time reading it. any enjoyment is unintentional