Strange stuff in Edinburgh

Tough times, even Doctor Who has been evicted.

Breaking news Martin McGuinness appointed chief sign writer at Edinburgh Airport. In related news Peter Robinson refuses to set foot in Edinburgh ever again!

So how long has there been the head of a rhino coming through the wall of one of the uni buildings?

Ive come down to London to go for a stroll with a few thousand good friends and have a moan about the government and what should I see? The FBU pipe band. Its like being at home!

Today I had a Scottish first, saw a man who, I think, genuinely wares a kilt everywhere he goes. As I was leaving leaving the swimming pool he was walking in didn’t look dressed up or like if had been or was off to somewhere. Just rocking a kilt and a flat cap fumbling for locker change in his sporen.

At the airport and the woman next to me in the que to board the plain has a badge reading Keep Calm and Vote Obama. This perfectly reflects my view on the US ellection post the 1st debate. If only the Americans would let us vote.

Somethings goin on on North Bridge

My downstairs neighbour seems to have some sort of crippling worcester sauce flavour crisps addiction. Maybe this is why I never see him.

Mysterious cube on Buccleuch Street. Wonder what's inside, probably some freshers!

After dark essentials eh?

Jammy Dodger lampshade in Nobles, Leith.

Strangest office in Edinburgh now up for grabs. That's right you could be working in the turret in the St Cuthbert's grave yard wall!

The problem I have with Edinburgh Castle is its one of the least castly buildings in the city.

Yeah like anyone gets that price.

The official paper of the USSR seems to be reviewing the fringe. In. Gotta agree, I hate mime artists.