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* rolls condom on foot*

There. Now im ready to shove my foot.

Up your

ASS

#help #4am thoughts #im crying #why is this so fucking funny to me #i need sleep

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So at the doctors the other day, my dad made a comment about how my legs are hairy, which i replied " i dont care".

This man. This man that provided the semen in order for me to be conceived. Casually says. " girls dont want girls with hairy legs"

BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME GIRLS WANT ME ANYWAYS

CHRIS

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Also like... mom wanted you and your legs are hairy than mine. Idc if yours " are supposed to be hairy" suck my nonexisTANT DICK

CHRIS

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You know what? I think im fine with not getting a girlfriend :)

As long as i get a cat :)

If i get both

AWESOME

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ALSO I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND IM GETTING A KITTEN HA

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So at the doctors the other day, my dad made a comment about how my legs are hairy, which i replied " i dont care".

This man. This man that provided the semen in order for me to be conceived. Casually says. " girls dont want girls with hairy legs"

BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME GIRLS WANT ME ANYWAYS

CHRIS

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This aged well lmao

UPDATE

I GOT A GIRLFRIEND HELL YES

Thats it carry on :)

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You know what? I think im fine with not getting a girlfriend :)

As long as i get a cat :)

If i get both

AWESOME

#kitten #cat #wlw community #lesbian #struggle #girlswholikegirls #girltroubles #girls #girl #girlfriend

I'd appreciate if someone could answer my question! :)

WHY THE

HELL

ARE

GIRLS

SO FUCKING CUTE

#wlw community #lesbian #lgbtq #girls #cute #girltroubles #girlswholikegirls #ILIKEGIRLS #killme

So at the doctors the other day, my dad made a comment about how my legs are hairy, which i replied " i dont care".

This man. This man that provided the semen in order for me to be conceived. Casually says. " girls dont want girls with hairy legs"

BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME GIRLS WANT ME ANYWAYS

CHRIS

#lesbian #girltroubles #thisiswhyimsingle #lgbtq #damnitdad #really?#storyofmylife #im so gaaaaay #girl #life

Im just saying, " in the bedroom down the hall" is the " disappear" reprise and you can fight me on that

#dear evan hansen #deh #fight me #evan hansen #connor murphy #disappear #cynthia murphy #heidi hansen #headcanon #reprise #AM I WRONG!?

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do you ever have those bloggers that you know by a nickname you kinda just gave them and you get excited to see them on your dash even though you’ve barely/never spoken to them ever

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reblog if it’s okay for ur followers to come into your inbox and tell you what they nicknamed u

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Even tho i barely have any followers, this still counts :))

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I saw a drawing of michael and i swear to god i actually squeaked

#bmc #be more chill #michael #michael mell #he is perfect #he is precious #owo #my favowite person

Pro tip

Dont scroll through your likes on tumblr ( or anything tbh) if you have gay fanart :') i almost had a heart attack when a drawing of a guy kissing another guys neck came on my phone:')

#killme #ya yeet #yeet yeet #yeet me into the sun #protip #bad idea #fanart #gay

I am distressed

The theme for tonights night rehearsal is vsco girls and im done

( but it means i can skskskill myself 😎😎)

#vscogirl #killme #:')#band #nighttime #night rehearsal

What the fuck is the noise i just heard im actually scared

#then again im a pussy #really though #it was like a really short train honk

Me: * sobbing at 10 pm when im trying to get myself on a good schedule * WHY CANT I STOP LOOKING AT GAY FANART

#dear evan hansen #tree bros #supernatural #destiel #connor murphy #evan hansen #dean winchester #castiel #voltron #klance #keith kogane #lance mcclain #im done #im so gay #im so gaaaaay #why am i like this #why am i doing this #why do i do this to myself #why do i always do this

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I dont remember if it was some weird dream or if i saw it somewhere but i swear to god i had a dream where evan looked like Michael Scott from the office? Like. I was flat out convinced Evan looked like him. Just Michael Scott but wearing Evan's clothes and the wrist cast.

#dear evan hansen #deh #evan hansen #musicals #random thoughts #random text post #im so confused #why #micheal scott #the office

Im slightly proud of this drawing, but at the same time im not?

Edit: ew the hands

#fallout 4 #paladin danse #fallout 4 companions #drawings #fanart #killme #it kinda sucks #its kinda good

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