Brain Restoration in 3. 2. 1 System Failed.

Bruce: [congenially] So, Miguel, why do you want to work for Wayne Enterprises?

Miguel: My name isn't-

"Miguel":

"Miguel": Mr. Wayne, I'm not here for an interview, I'm kidnapping you. This is a hostage situation.

Bruce: [leading "Miguel" away with his arm over his shoulders] ahaha, what a splendid sense of humor! You'll fit right in.

"Miguel": [adjusting his ski-mask] Mr Wayne-

Bruce: You know, Bertha told me you were funny. I should know by now; Bertha is always right!

"Miguel": [tries to unholster his gun, but Bruce's grip is too tight] I'm not here to work for you-

Bruce: [smiling sunnily] So, tell me, which department do you want to work in? Anywhere but the robotics lab, ok chum? Oh and don't take my job haha

"Miguel": I- But-

-Later that Night-

A Gotham Crook called Beanie: Wait, did you say you work for W.E. now?!

"Miguel": [head in his hands] I work in design

Beanie: I thought you went there to kidnap Bruce Wayne?

"Miguel": [looks up] I TRIED! He's just- Beanie, I swear that man is dumber than rocks

Beanie: He didn't know you were kidnapping him?

"Miguel": [pulling his hair] He took me to meet my new co-workers! Three-Toed Trevor was there!

Beanie: From over by the Narrows? I thought he disappeared

"Miguel": He did! He tried to rob Bruce Wayne and now he's a corporate stooge!

Beanie:

“Phasma had the armor polished in chromium, which had been salvaged from a Naboo yacht that had once belonged to Emperor Palpatine of the Galactic Empire, the First Order’s precursor.”

phasma has spent like all her life in the first order, as a storm trooper. you ask any storm trooper ‘what would be the sexiest possible modification to your armor’ and none of them are going to say ‘cut a boob window’ they’re gonna say ‘plate it with something HARDCORE’. 

One 7-year-old boy has succeeded where legions of fans have failed: he has persuaded George Lucas to change his vision for Star Wars.

Colin, a young Star Wars fan, hopes to become a Jedi Knight when he’s older, but he also wants to get married and start a family—something forbidden by the Jedi Order, according to Attack Of The Clones and Revenge Of The Sith. Probably dissatisfied with his parents’ guidance to “just become a new kind of Jedi” or to “stop watching those prequels and watch the real Star Wars,” Colin went straight to the source with a succinct letter to Lucasfilm:

Colin received the following response:

…as well as a bunch of cool Star Wars merchandise:

“I could’ve become so many things.”

Revealed, the power of meta-fiction will be.

Tears for Yoda, you might. Found this on Mother of All Nerds, I did.