you never saw a brighter black cloud.

back on my bullshit pending further review.

for the first time in three years: an actual went-to-the-salon haircut like a normal human adult. (shoutout to rachael at @symposiumhair - highly recommend!) (at Millcreek, Utah)

behold: 1) the ferocity of the zephyr in motion as he does battle with my purse, and 2) the fact that there is an actual cat toy right next to him that is being ignored. #catlogic 😸

which apparently means candidates for stuff are going to be calling me to talk about the issues, and yeah this is definitely a non-terrifying thing i am definitely prepared to do. 

4) so tl;dr something i learned about myself today is that there is a level of fictional human cruelty that will cause me to literally pass out.

“..so i don’t want to include this IN the proposal, but i feel like some future opportunities could arise from pointing out the fact that their testimonial slider just has one placeholder testimonial from a fake person.”

the best part of the beginning of spring is how excited zephyr gets about standing by an open window smelling the outdoors.

ah yes, the common medical affliction that is menstruation.

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