Vines Sentence Starters
❝ You better stop. Stop! BITCH STAAAAAHP! ❞
❝ Hey ____, run in here and get y’all juice. ❞
❝ What the FUCK is up ___, no, what’d you say? What the FUCK, dude. Step the FUCK up, ___. ❞
❝ A-ha. That is not correct… because according to the encyclopaedia of [incoherent noises]. ❞
❝ Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?! ❞
❝ Two bros chillin’ in the hot tub five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay. ❞
❝ They ask you how you are and you just have to say you’re fine, and you’re not really fine. ❞
❝ Whaddup, I’m ___, I’m 19, and I never fuckin’ learned how to read. ❞
❝ Can I have a bite? [shoves entire roll into mouth] ❞
❝ There’s a spider, right there! THERE! RIGHT THERE- nah I’m joking- WHAT’S THAT ON THE CHAIR!? ❞
❝ I sneezed! Oh, I’m not allowed to sneeze? ❞
❝ PONIES! I LOVE PONIES!! ❞
❝ I killed a bear with me bare hands today. ❞
❝ I GOT TWO FREE TACOS! ❞
❝ I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets.. ❞
❝ Mother-trucker dude. That hurt like a butt-cheek on a stick. ❞
❝ –Q, R, S, Cookie Monster. ❞
❝ You know what? I’m about to say it; I don’t care that you broke your elbow. ❞
❝ Your body is a triangle. Right? ❞
❝ Peel the avocado. Guac-amole, guac-guac-amole~🎶 ❞
❝ Ayy. Lmao. Ayy. Lmao. ❞
❝ I DIDN’T GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF Y’ALL. Y’ALL AIN’T GONNA GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF ME. ❞
❝ I’M ABOUT TO MCFREAKIN’ LOSE IT! ❞
❝ How do you keep your pants up when you’re performing? It’s incredible! ❞
❝ I wanna be a cowboy, baby. I wanna be a cowboy. ❞













