how 2 be straight

coincidental platonic parallels with foil characters

when your parents parallel you and your not-love interest directly

leaving the team after your buddy expressed feeling unimportant in it (and paralleling that scene perfectly)

being the (heterosexual) subject of a romantic-coded shot with your crush rival

definitely not flirting with your rival with a fond look on your face

when (heterosexual) rainbows appear all around you for no reason at all

getting your ass kicked in battle because you were too distracted looking at your rival like this:

emphasizing how much you don’t want to spend time with your rival. you outstanding heterosexual, you

(platonically) gasping when your pal puts a hand on your shoulder

looking like this at your bro:

expressing no emotions whatsoever whilst holding a girl

holding your teammate’s hands..................platonically