taken with a grain of salt, my life is.

Shoutout to all the dudes who’ve stopped being my friend cause they realized I’d never fuck them

Like I'm attractive but not attractive attractive like I'm attractive enough to not be ugly

i literally do not understand why anybody would cheat on their partner like if you really feel the need to be with somebody else in the same way as you currently are with your partner, be a decent human being and end your relationship to save the person you supposedly love a whole world of unnecessary pain rather than be a piece of shit and break their heart 

Remember when teachers used to say “you won’t have a calculator everywhere you go”? Well, we showed them.

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

i just want to be called cute and beautiful like 23/7 

why not 24

snack breaks