Stray Kings

Chan: Why do you let me win so easily when we run up the stairs? I know that you're faster than me Minho: Um- it's nice to see you giggle after you win *later* Chan: He's staring at my ass, isn't he? Seungmin: Yup

Chan: Were you both okay yesterday night? You were shouting "Die you big fat filthy pig!" and "Suck my dick you dirty swine!" at the top of your lungs at 3 AM Seungmin & Jeongin: Oh, we were playing the angry birds game

Chan: Hyunjin, where were you yesterday night? Hyunjin's brain: Act dumb Hyunjin Hyunjin: Who is Hyunjin? Hyunjin's brain: Not that dumb!

Chan: Ohhh, kids 12 and under eat for free! Jeongin, today you're 12 Jeongin: But I'm 18- Minho: *Grabs Jeongin by the collar* You're 12, okay? Waiter: 3 adults? Jeongin: *in tears* I'm 12

Hyunjin: Will you date me? Breathe if yes, recite the Bible in Japanese if no Jeongin: And then god said "Omae wa mou shindeiru" and then Moses answered "Nani"?

Minho: Welcome to Minho's Salsa Class, are you ready to dance? Changbin: *Holding multiple types of tortilla chips* So there's been a misunderstanding

Doctor: Name? Lee Know: Lee Minho Doctor: Sex? Lee Know: twice a day Doctor: I meant male or female Lee Know: Mostly male Doctor: ....

Hyunjin: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth Changbin: No man can look you in the eyes and be straight after

Jeongin: Does age matter? Chan: When it comes to love, it has no bounds, it's something that can't- Jeongin: No, not love you sappy old crone, I wanted to get the kids discount, it even comes with free stickers, do you think I can pass as 12?

Seungmin: Welcome to the fuck Minho club, it is a club for people who don't like him, I would like to welcome our newest member, do you want to say anything? Jisung: So there's been a misunderstanding....

Seungmin: Hey Felix, have you seen a little red book anywhere Felix: Yeah, it's on the couch, overall nice Reader x Changbin fanfic, but the reader is a bit boring and the plot is too predictable Seungmin: That's. My. Diary.

Chan: Kim Seungmin, you better apologise to Jeongin right now. Seungmin: Unfuck you I guess.

Chan: I'm so thirsty Minho: *hands Chan his drink* Here you go Chan: Thank you Chan: *chokes on drink* What the fuck?! Why the fuck are you drinking vodka at fucking 7 am?!

*Chan and Minho planning a party for Changbin's birthday* Chan: Minho can you grab the cake? Minho: .... Chan: .... Chan: Minho, let go of my ass.

Minho: Have I ever told you how much I love you? Chan: Save it Minho, we aren't stealing the neighbours cats Minho: This is so unfair

Chan: There's only one way to decide... rock, paper, scissors Jeongin: [Scissors] Chan: [Rock] Jeongin: Oh no, I lost.... Chan: ..... Chan: No, no you won, the rock was soft