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One guy will be your enemy, Prince of One Enemy. And if he catches you you'll kill him. It'll be one-sided. A total embarrassment.

Extremely weird how many people decided to respond to this post by instead bragging about their Ignoble Despicable Savage view of appalachians

the entire economy should be lumber and wooden tool based. You cut down a tree. Make something out of wood that can cut down trees. Provide the wood thing to the guys who cut down trees. Endless cycle. 100% employment.

This is what I learned from playing Victoria 3 for nearly a thousand hours

You may ask yourself: why not throw some iron in the mix. make a stronger tool. Make the loop iron and wood into tools to make more iron and wood. But that means less people cutting down all the trees which can be used for other stuff too. Like making paper. Which universities can use to teach people to read books on how to cut down trees. Please don’t waste my time with iron.

Ive just been informed that the iron and coal people have made something called steel that is so good at cutting down trees that frankly it makes wood look downright stupid and they’re coming to kill us all

important to know that this is the mind behind Katamari Damacy

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

they had this in the moma for a while but they had to take it down because people felt too moved by it and would start crying