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Spider Grandmother is a Native American mythological woman who features in the tales of South-Western Native American tribes. She is also known as âSpider Womanâ, âGreat Teacherâ and âCreator of Lifeâ. Spider Grandmother is thought of as the creator of the world who uses her magic to weave the fabric of time. Her web is believed to represent the matrix of societies, as each living being remains attached to her.
The legends of Spider Grandmother feature as the creation mythology for several tribes, including Pueblo and Navajo Native Americans. She features as one of two original beings, with the other named Tawa who was a solar deity. Tawa is said to have imagined creation and Spider Grandmother took those dreams and made them a reality. For every person she created, Spider Grandmother spun a line of fine spider silk and attached it to their heads to ensure that they were each connected to her and to each other.
She potentially dates back to before the establishment of these tribes, as Mayan, Olmec and pre-Toltec civilisations all had a deity who resembled Spider Grandmother. The âGreat Goddess of Teotihuacanâ was thought to have been the goddess of the underworld, earth and creation. Similarly, a spider was seen as a creature of darkness in ancient Mesoamerican civilisations. However the closest link to Spider Grandmother comes with the Aztec goddess Coatlicue, who is described as malevolent. Coatlicue was believed to have birthed the sun and stars as well as being the bringer of death. She used her knife to cut the strands that connected humans to the web of life.

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Day Two: Top Five Mythical Creatures of North America
Sadly, I donât have pictures for these ones. Iâm going to focus on indigenous peoples for most of these posts; unfortunately, there wasnât much information on Inuit creatures that I could find, and most of what I did find for Inuits came from Greenland (which for the sake of argument, Iâm not counting as âNorth Americaâ.) So these are all from non-Inuit natives.
Horned Serpent Generally associated with rain, storms and water, descriptions of this creature vary, though it is a common theme within several Native American cultures including Cree, Shawnee and Choctaw. Some tribes assume the serpents were destroyed. Some say they are ambivalent creatures, while others feel they are malevolent.
Pukwudgie Resembling gray humans with more prominent features, pukwudgies are troublesome little creatures, known to kidnap people or kill them. Related heavily to a creation myth in Wampanoag stories, they are devilish creatures who became jealous of the affection the natives gave the creator and tried to have him killed.
Thunderbird Well-known to nearly all native cultures, thunderbirds are said to reside on the tops of mountains and control rainfall. Some legends indicate the ability to become human and have been assumed to have married into families. Other stories tell of the thunderbirds destroying the populations of horned serpents.
Mishipeshu Also known as an âunderwater panther,â this creature is a large feline covered in scales, and directly related to the underworld. They are frequently called the masters of all water creatures and guardian of precious metals, opposite thunderbirds. Most traditions describe them as malevolent, able to cause storms and bring death and misfortune.
Wendigo Always described as malevolent, wendigo are spirits of famine that humans are said to turn into if they ever resort to cannibalism. They are usually depicted as ashen-faced and stick-thin, with an insatiable taste for human flesh. Frequently, the wendigo legend would be used to keep people from the serious taboo of cannibalism, and if they showed symptoms of âwendigo psychosis,â they were usually executed
Letâs say youâre being chased by a demon. Your first instinct is to run to a church because evil beings canât step foot on holy ground, right? Well, that rule doesnât apply to hellhounds. These black canines have been spotted across the world, and while some think theyâre Satanâs attack dogs, others say theyâre the devil incarnate. And despite their hellish nature, churches offer no sanctuary.
The most infamous hellhound attack took place on Sunday, August 4, 1577 in Suffolk, England. As the citizens of Bungay prayed inside St. Maryâs Church, a thunderstorm rocked the countryside. Hail pelted the church, and lightning flashed outside its walls, when suddenly a giant dog appeared. The canine leaped into the congregation and began ripping out throats. Just the heat emanating from the beast vaporized anyone who got too close. Some even say it used its front paws to strangle worshipers. By the time it was done, the hellhound had killed three churchgoers, but the night was still young! The black dog ran towards Blythburgh Church where it continued its carnage, claiming more souls before disappearing into the night.
So did a hellhound really attack Bungay and Blythburgh? Records show there was a thunderstorm on August 4, 1577, and that St. Maryâs steeple was struck by lightning. Further, the Churchwardenâs records indicate that two men died in the belfry that night. So was it a natural occurrence? Perhaps. But an old verse claims, âAll down the church in the midst of fire, the hellish monster flew. And, passing onward to the quire, he many people slew.â And if you visit Blythburgh, you can still see where the hellhound supposedly scorched the church door.
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Skinwalkers
            Skinwalkers are in Native American legends, particularly Navajo (they are called yee naaldlooshii directly translating to âwith it, he goes on all foursâ). They are believed to be a person with supernatural abilities to turn into any animal they desire. In some cases, skinwalkers wear the pelt of the animal. The Yee Naaldlooshii They are one of the several varieties of the Navajo witch (specifically the âĂĄntâÄŻÄŻhni) . In some versions, men or women who have attainted the highest level of priest hood are called clizyati, translating to âpure evilâ, when they commit the act of killing a close blood relative (sister, brother, mother, father), incest, or necrophilia. This act is said to destroy their humanity and allow them to fully immerse themselves in the teachings of the Witchery Way.
The âĂĄntâÄŻÄŻhnii are human beings who have gained supernatural power by breaking a cultural taboo.
Specifically, a person is said to gain the power to become a yee naaldlooshii upon initiation into the Witchery Way (witchcraft).
 This is done especially via the Navajo equivalent of the âBlack Massâ, a depraved âsing" (Navajo ceremonial) used to curse instead of to heal.
Both men and women can become âĂĄntâÄŻÄŻhnii and therefore possibly skinwalkers, but men are far more numerous.
It is generally thought that only childless women can become witches.Â
Not every witch is a skinwalker, but every skinwalker is a witch.
Animal Forms
The most common forms are:
Coyote
Fox
Wolf
Eagle
Owl
Crow
The yee naaldlooshii is said to have the power to assume the form of any animal they choose, a decision based on what specific abilities are needed. For example, Witches may use a bird form for expedient travel in pursuit, escape, or otherwise. Some Navajo also believe that skinwalkers have the ability to steal the face of a person. The Navajo believe that if you ever lock eyes with a skinwalker, they can absorb themselves into your body. Alternately, some Navajos believe that if you make eye contact with a skinwalker, your body will freeze up due to the fear of them and the skinwalker will use that fear to gain power and energy.
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A skinwalker is usually described as hairy, except for an animal skin.
Some Navajos describe them as a perfect version of the animal in question.Â
The skin may just be a mask, like those which are the only garment worn in the witchesâ sing, which is the opposite of the good sing.
Because animal skins are used primarily by skinwalkers, the pelt of animals such as bears, coyotes, wolves, and cougars are considered taboo. Sheepskin and buckskin are probably two of the few hides used by Navajos; the others are not used for ceremonial purposes.
Danger
Many Navajo people will tell of their encounter with a skinwalker, but will hesitate and often not reveal the story to non-Navajos, or to talk of such things at night because it is believed that talking of skinwalkers will draw them near you.
Skinwalker may stalk people, knock on the windows, and climb onto the roofs. Sometimes, a strange, animal-like figure is seen standing outside the window, peering in. Other times, a skinwalker may attack a vehicle and cause a car accident.
Protection
The skinwalkers are described as being fast, agile, and impossible to catch. Though some attempts have been made to shoot or kill one, they are not usually successful. Sometimes a wounded skinwalker will escape, only to have someone turn up later with a similar wound which reveals them to be the witch.
Varieties:
If you get the skinwalker to talk while in animal form, they will never be able to shapeshift again, and will revert back to human form.
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Saying their full name (and about three days later that person would either get sick or die for the wrong that they have committed).
Legend has it skinwalkers can have the power to read human thoughts. They also possess the ability to make any human or animal noise they choose. A skinwalker may use the voice of a relative or the cry of an infant to lure victims out of the safety of their homes; the skin walkers cannot enter a home without invitation.
One of the most horrible deities of the underworld comes from the violent and frightening cosmology of the Maya civilization of Central America. The Mayan god of darkness, violence and sacrifice was Camazotz a flying bat god who inhabited Xibalba, the Mayan hell. Originally an anthropomorphic bat monster worshipped by the Zapotec Indians of Oaxaca, Camazotz was adopted into the Mayan pantheon as a vampire killer who reveled in slaughter. The deity appears throughout classical Mayan art and sculpture. Camazotz also features in the post-classical compendium of Mayan myths, the Popul Vuh, where he is master of a house of were-bats like himself. There he (or one of his minions) claws off the heads of one of the storyâs twin heroes during their attempt to defeat the lords of Xibalba in a marathon ball tournament.
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Creature Journal #1: Wendigo
âThe creature has a thin wiry body and a pair of antlers. Itâs a wendigo. Wendigo have become very common since a large number of the population started resorting to cannibalism. Once a human gives into hunger and devours another humanâs flesh, he or she is possessed by the spirit of a wendigo. The wendigo stands over a body. It digs into the chest cavity pulling out chunks of flesh and organs that gleam red in the dim room. I want to turn around and run, but I need to check the body. Itâs not her, it canât be, I reassure myself. The rickety floorboards creak and the wendigo freezes. Fear gnaws at my insides and I stop breathing. Please ignore the sound! Please ignore the sound! The wendigoâs pointed ear twitches and it swivels around to face me with burning yellow eyes. The wendigo pulls itself up on hind legs and stands up reaching a height of about 10-15 ft. My legs shake beneath me and I find myself unable to move. The wendigo has a gaunt human-like face covered in bodily fluids, yellowed fangs and a long tongue that awkwardly hangs out of its mouth, like a stretched out piece of pink taffy.â
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Who wouldâve guessed the apocalypse would happen so abruptly? Personally, I thought humanity would be snuffed out a hundred years from now by a nuclear holocaust or climate change, but with my amazing luck it happens now, smack dab in my teens, right before my life is supposed to begin. Obviously the universe does not give a f**k about my college plans or anything else I care about.
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