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Today’s debate on: Am I doing vibrato or am I just that nervous

Nothing like blowing into your instrument and it making a sound and seeing the dissapointment in your BD’s eyes

Today’s debate on: Is it spit or water?

Drum Major: Since this is a big game we want to be loud! That still means beautiful and not blasting trumpets…

Cello, in my youth symphony after the conductor said nothing but water is aloud on the stage: What if I fill up a wine bottle with water and chug it during rehearsal?

So this summer I went to orchestra camp. You had an option to stay in dorms and I chose that. The girls were roomed on one floor and the guys roomed on the floor below. A lot of people brought snacks and I had some peanut butter cookies. I had one last one, but I didn’t want it, so I asked the girls in my dorm if they wanted it, they said no :,0 Well they were talking to the guys below through the window, because I didn’t want to throw away the cookie I asked the guys below us if they wanted it. They said yeah. WELL WE CAN’T GO OUT OF THE DORMS AFTER A CERTAIN TIME. SO WE tied a bunch of lanyards together and attached a plastic bag to the chain of lanyards. And we lowered the cookies down to them. WE CHEATED THE SYSTEM YESSSS

To the tune of tune of Justin Timberlake’s SexyBack: I’M BRINGING SAXES BACK yeAH