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me walking into a mcdonalds in 2037: i’d like the 5 for .0000005 meal please :)
cashier: sure thing! that’ll just be .0000005 bitcoins. would you like to pay with wifi or take out a McLoan?
me: comcastie-kins can i pwease use the intewnet to twansfew some bitcoins to mcdonawds? ówò
comcast: uh oh pumpkin, you didn’t upgrade to the new premium money exchange package yet :(
me: guess i’ll take out another McLoan then!
cashier: sir it looks like you’ve actually exceeded your limit, you currently owe .13 bitcoins to mcdonald’s and im legally required to arrest you
me: not if i kill myself first
cashier, chasing me with a net: mcdonald’s owns the rights to your life so you’re not allowed to die

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i hate it when everyone’s waiting outside of the classroom bc the door’s locked & some smart ass suddenly walks up & tries to open it as if we’re all stupid just standing out here for fun
I love it when they do that and the door actually DOES open and all of us that were standing there look at each other like
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i don’t think there is a god
guns don’t kill people, horses kill people
guess again
when you see a dog from across the street

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WALUIGI
You can lead a horse to water
But you can’t drink a horse

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“gays are ruining the sanctity of marriage”
WHY DOES IT HAVE HANDS