yowch !!

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

getting 0 likes on a textpost means i had a thought so original no one could relate

enemies to lovers but its just me and my brain

im never gonna get my fucking cutie mark

I love being a whore in theory but never In practice

i think everyone should be sillier. i think life would be better that way. i used a marker pen to change the label on the oat milk so that it says boat milk and now i crack up laughing every time i open the fridge

Obsessed with animals that don’t immediately understand something and just tilt their head about it. Does it make any more sense at a 45° angle, bud?

I am one of those animals

No suicidal shit but this world is tiring and I wish I had no part in it

i am online and you all have to deal with it