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Everything is embarrassing if you live your life through the eyes of others btw

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It's really satisfying when I find that centered peace when my toddler is having an absolute extreme epic banshee meltdown.

Just. Stoic. Calm. Unmovable. I am the compassionate boulder on which her storm crashes upon.

Because we are brushing teeth and no you cannot have a cookie. Especially not screaming your absolute friggin brains out. I will never give into screaming demands for cookies.

Hold the line.

#storytime promptly followed by zonking asleep #not something she does often #just when overtired

Preparing for the Big Road Trip.

To beautiful Californiaaaaa ✨

Excited to see the OCEAN. And THE BIG TREES.

#northern California dreamin

Banana time!

🪲🍌

#personal

Extra tank for something ... Something something what can we put in it...?

Pet for toddler!

She loves bugs.

Beetles coming in the mail today... Baby's first pet!

Asbolus verrucosus...!

🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲

...Which is not what that embroidery art says because we just happened to have that laying around from an art school friend and I thought it looked nice on the wall over the tank.

#personal #beetle pets

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holly-warbs

Frog studies from life, sitting by my grandma’s pond.

nemfrog

A circle of dharma wheels surround a pair of interlocked ouruboros --snakes biting their own tails.

Der siebente Ring. 1907. Illustration by Melchior Lechter.

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People who only remember their friendship with you when they need a favor are kind of a bummer.

#oh sure girl I can get your buddy's print made #but like #place an order through the business website and flag it a rush #because I'm not doing a favor for someone who just remembered our friendship and texts me on a weekend about my day job #for real #lol

stg-retired

Whispers seductively into your ear:

I downloaded your fanfic to read offline on my e-reader.

#words of affirmation #blog crosspolination #going on a roadtrip soon and I'm going to bring myself a treat or two

nemfrog

The little people of the garden. 1922. Book cover.

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You look like mama❤️

#sw

My almost-three-year-old really likes Ahsoka Tano.

First she was intrigued by the silly little plush I got of Ahsoka a couple years back. For a while it sat next to my computer but I brought it up to my room in a bid to tidy some clutter, where it was promptly adopted and spirited out.

So I showed kiddo the first episode of Tales of the Jedi, with baby Ahsoka and the big saber cat. She loves seeing babies with mamas and she loves cats. She's enchanted.

Clone Wars is kind of intense for a littler kid, so I have to screen episodes first to make sure they're okay (and not too political/boring), find the more slapstick ones. But so far she's loving it. Anytime Ahsoka or Yoda is talking is her favorite. Or droids.

So that's super fun!

Hell yeah. Sword girlies.

#personal #parent life

There's a kinder level karate class at a dojo near us... And I am soooo looking forward to taking her in a few months. Once she's a few months over three.

Some part of me also wants to do it too because I want martial arts in my life again in some way. I really miss kendo. I had to stop because it's so high impact and post pregnancy... It's way harder on me than it used to be. The jumping during warmups and suburi mostly. And trying to keep up with those fast-as-fuck teenage boys uugghh. Maybe physical therapy this summer will help... But I'm not opposed to the idea of trying a new martial art... Still... oohhh kendo my beloved.

But! Baby karate!? How cute! Short Saturday class. Great opportunity to be around other kids in a non-school setting.

We will indoctrinate her with Avatar the Last Airbender... Ehehuhuhu... Fighting and self defense is cool, hell yeah girl.

#personal #baby karate

saikyo78

#sherlock hound #my partner and I are in love with this right now #I've never seen it until now #perfect family media

Man was a stupid week.

Discovered our health insurance premiums are now 100% more. Talk about sticker shock. Changed them and hopefully it won't be as bad... Ugh. Probably going to wind up eating the cost next year during taxes, goodbye tax refund.

I REALLY HATE HOW WE CHOOSE TO SUBSIDIZE COMPANIES INSTEAD OF PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY. I WOULD MUCH PREFER PAYING INTO A PUBLIC OPTION.

On a related note, I will never vote for any politician who doesn't openly state that they are for universal healthcare.

#the potato meme was cursed for me so I deleted it

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Nous sommes à la veille d'une RÉVOLUTION — SURRÉALISME — Vous pouvez y prendre part. Le BUREAU CENTRAL DE RECHERCHES SURRÉALISTES, 15, Rue de Grenelle, Paris-7e, est ouvert tous les jours de 4 h. 1/2 à 6 h. 1/2.

We are on the eve of a REVOLUTION — SURREALISM — You can take part in it. The CENTRAL BUREAU OF SURREALIST RESEARCH, 15, Rue de Grenelle, Paris-7th, is open every day from 4:30 to 6:30

The Bureau was a real office where anyone could come to discuss dreams, automatic writing, and the irrational.

Announcement in the first issue of La Révolution Surréaliste, December 1, 1924.

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