*aggressively cancels*

everleigh isn’t a good friend to zara, imo. she’s always more concerned with herself, especially after zara has probably had the year from hell this year...it’s just a very one sided friendship. like your “bestie” was going through a break up and you cared more about flirting with blair? ok... 

unpopular opinion: jasmine not settling for a carousel date with clyde is completely fair and she exercised her boundaries. she didn’t blame clyde or the other girls involved. she just said she wasn’t comfortable. good for her.

i don’t know much about lily but i do know she surely deserves more than chase? he’s literally out here always hitting on younger girls....like, you’re in your mid-twenties and have a whole girlfriend? stop it...

look me in the eyes and tell me the romance trope “she fell first but he fell harder” isn’t harvey and imogen all over? it’s not even about them getting together or anything, it’s just so obvious he cares for her more than anybody else (who isnt like lily, janey, annabel or joy) 

everyone can like who they like and take interest in whoever they do, but it’s starting to irk me how a lot of the girls who are bisexual will use a female relationship as a placeholder until a guy takes interest. i hope that’s not the case with poppy, clyde and remy but it’s starting to feel like it more and more. 

i genuinely, genuinely hope that this fortnight in the maldives is the best time for janey and wes, they’re the only couple i would hate to see get messed with or weird stuff from the insider. the two of them have so much to catch up on and janey’s slowly coming out of herself. 

unpopular opinion: i genuinely think annabel and albie could work and so could have parker and annabel but she seems to push guys away whenever they show interest. it’ll be fun to see who she decides to room with in week 2 or whether she’ll just stay put with albie? 

what is the deal with alex and camila? i feel like they’re always flirting and making comments at one another but there’s never been anything MASSIVE to happen between them. like, what? are they into one another? are they not? 

i was surprised to see eloise accept nero’s invite over garrett’s. out of the two, i feel like garrett has been the one she has most chemistry with until this point but then i guess it’ll be cool to see them branch out and get to know other people too. especially because they spent so much time together on the set of tangled.

roxy deserves more than being second choice to eloise BUT I'm also living for the concept of leo and roxy content and them getting to know one another more in the maldives. PLEASE! I'm so excited.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT’S CUTE? harvey caring way more about imogen than he lets on. you know for a fact if in the second week she chose to pair up with nate or just someone else, he wouldn’t be happy, even if he acts like they’re just having fun 9 out of 10 times. personally, i think they’re perfect for each other.ye

i am hoping and PRAYING that we get cute jack and phoenix moments in the next two weeks. the two of them are always flirting playfully, it’ll nice to see what they’re like when they get some quality time together, don’t you think? also, phoenix likes him way more than she pretends LMAO. 

so like, why do some guys get slaughtered for playing off two different girls while everybody acts like cameron didn’t do blair so dirty? he acted like he liked her and was interested for so long until bella came along and even then, he acted like he was keeping it casual and interested in BOTH but i feel like the last few months, he’s been acting like blair doesn’t even exist and has been all over bella. so shady.

disney and madison’s brother, augustus, rooming together is so interesting to me. I know there’s history there but we’ve never seen it so hopefully it’ll all surface a bit more next week. especially after brody didn’t ask her. interesting... 

people who call anyone but phoenix the it girl are absolute clowns. this girls name is constantly in everybody’s mouth even when she’s minding her own business. she’s an absolute queen, even the “popular” girls suck up to her. that poweerrrr.

i can’t explain how much serotonin jude and ivy give me. so many girls at st judes are like “ugh i want a bf :(” but what they mean is “I want the ONE SPECIFIC INSANELY POPULAR GUY I’M CRUSHING ON to want me back.” ivy got her college fairytale romance because she’s not a shallow piece of shit and didn’t care that he was shy, not the most popular or a bit awkward. she actually got to know him and i’ll always love her for that. beyond being his girlfriend, she’s also been an amazing friend. 

i miss danny when he was in his noah era. that was such a ship and they made one another so happy. happier by ed sheeran will forever be their song and nobody can complain, we never send hate to zara or anything but we just know that these two were meant to be.