??? depot

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

Lowkey I bet it felt good as fuuuuuuck to be one of the coal miners that got to blow a pinkertons brains out from a high ridge with a bolt action rifle.

Inchworm this week brought up the old question of why Mannequin bothered to make himself look human and am now envisioning the world where Sphere stuck with his old theme and his showdown with Taylor looked like an episode of The Prisoner.

IN DWARF FORTRESS YOU HAVE TO WORRY IF YOUR LIVESTOCK MIGHT BE GAY WTF

the military future of my fort relies on the heterosexuality of these two turkeys and they do NOT seem interested in each other

bro thay put transgender in me

Hard times are coming.

reblogging a funny low note count textpost on your dash made by your mutual's mutual kinda feels like walking up to two strangers on the street and laughing loudly at their joke