it's kinda hokey anyway

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

VETTED

still very angry at writing-prompt-s lol. actually i'm angry at that entire circlejerk going around trying to convince everyone that the palestinians on tumblr are all bots but writing-prompt-s is someone who has a big presence on this site and who knows what kind of damage they're causing by enabling this rhetoric that real ass people trying to survive a genocide are bots trying to scam you. idk i know this isn't productive but i'm feeling really petty right now and i really wanna see them get destroyed for this. cancel writing-prompt-s we as a collective deserve a writing prompt based blog that's run by someone who actually cares about people dying

trust when i say that i won't forget this either. even if tumblr as a whole moves on and forgets that at one point there were people convincing you that all these palestinians asking for money are actually scammers i will for sure be reminding all of you of these idiots. even if writing-prompt-s survives this and is still able to run their dumbass blog after this dies down i personally will make sure people know about what they've done

did you cum?

Not even once.

coming up with an au were a dead character lives but shaking my head while i do it so everyone watching knows i support the role their death played in the narrative and consider it a legitimate writing choice

this is an awesome post to make if you want to get spoiled for every single piece of media on the entire planet

being transfem is trying to take younger transfems and drag them kicking and screaming out of the tar pit until they learn to love themselves and stop being bitter over what they dont have

it gets better. it fucking gets better i promise. unfortunately you cant wait until youve gotten every surgery youve ever wanted and been on hrt for 10 years to start loving yourself. you have to do it now. i know you dont feel like you deserve it and youre fucking angry and you want all the pain of existing as you are to just go away. but youve gotta look at yourself every day and say "im beautiful as i am right now". when people give you compliments you say "yea i am cute!" instead of no u or whatever deflection youve hardcoded into your brain. happiness is attainable but you have to grab it and hold on as hard as you can because the world would rather rip you away from it and kill you.

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

oh my god i know theres bad localizations i know about the indigo league pokemon anime localization i know i know i know i KNOW LOCALIZATION HAS COME A LONG WAY SINCE THE 90S AND ITS NOT ALWAYS PERFECT I KNOW IM AWARE DO YOU ALL REALIZE THAT LOCALIZATION ISN'T WHEN THEY SAY 'JELLY DONUTS' INSTEAD OF 'ONIGIRI'. DID YOU KNOW THAT SOME THINGS ARE UNTRANSLATABLE WITHOUT BEING COMPLETE NONSENSE IN ENGLISH. DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE'S WORDPLAY AND JOKES AND PUZZLES THAT ARE COMPLETELY INCOMPATABLE BETWEEN LANGUAGES. DID YOU KNOW THAT HUMOR IS ONE OF THE MOST SUBJECTIVE THINGS ON EARTH AND IT JUST GETS WORSE WHEN YOU HAVE TO TRANSLATE ACROSS CULTURES. DID YOU KNOW THAT THE SOCIAL CONVENTIONS AND USE OF CONTEXT IN SPEECH IS VASTLY DIFFERENT BETWEEN ENGLISH AND JAPANESE DID YOU KNOW THAT SOMETIMES THE ORIGINAL WRITING KIND OF SUCKS ASS AND LOCALIZATION CAN HELP MAKE THINGS INTERESTING DID YOU KNOW THAT THE USE OF RELEVANT SLANG IS SOMETIMES VERY IMPORTANT (see: TWEWY) DID YOU KNOW. THAT IF YOU HATE LOCALIZATION SO MUCH YOU COULD LEARN JAPANESE AND JUST EXPERIENCE THE ORIGINAL. JESUS CHRIST