Oh man and dog pee is hard to get out too, atl east with human babies you can throw a diaper on them, I don’t think that works well with dogs. Besides, dogs are hyperactive from the word go, at least with human babies you have a few months to prepare before they get hyperactive. Dogs are amazing though, gotta love them so it’s worth it. So like crazy cat lady but with dogs, sounds like a way to life. I’m good, tired because I stayed up all night watching all the James Bond movies, yourself?

Right? Like what is in their pee that makes it so dang smelly and permanent? There are some version of puppy diapers but like who wants to be changing a pups diaper? That is supposed to be the good part of having a dog. It isn’t as hard as a baby. I mean training it is so much shorter than a baby... Not that you train a baby but you know. Oh totally like a cat lady but with dogs that is so me. No way! That sounds like a good time.. Was it really good or just totally exhausting?

But I can bet that you love to play with the puppy, it may drain your life or bring you from one place to another but it is the best company that one can have and above all, it will always be for you no matter what happens because from the moment When they met you, you are the great love of their life.

Oh playing with my pups is one of the best things in my day. How could I not enjoy that? I swear a dog is like a small therapist. I tell my dogs everything. Literally everything. 

That’s what I’m talking about, I thought people our age were still stuck on puppies and other small animals, I didn’t know we were adding small humans into the equation. Half of us can barely take care of ourselves let alone another person. I know because I’m in that half.

People our age- wait how old are you? I mean I’m almost thirty.. Give me three years and I’m there but you? Come on Noah you are a baby.. Which is exactly my point. No babies for you. Stay young. Stay baby free. Wow, I could be a spokes person for birth control..

I’m in. If it means having myself some mimosas, pancakes, and one of my favorite ladies in the kitchen with me, I’m absolutely in. What should we call it? 

Girl you know that is what it means. I would never turn down cooking and having mimosas with you. Like what kind of friend would turn that down? Huh... What if we combine our names? Or.. Just Brunch?

I have to question it - why isn’t brunch a daily thing? Why do I need to wait for Friday, Saturday or Sunday? What if I want some brunch on a Monday? In case you can’t tell, I’m a bit salty that I woke up too late to get brunch today. Anyway, brunch and thoughts of pancakes aside, I’m Lily, for those who don’t know me. And for those who do, hello again! 

Girl you will catch me asking this every single Sunday when I miss brunch... What if we opened our own brunch shop? We should so do that because I miss me some Lily time.

i was out doing some grocery shopping just minding my own fucking business, when a fan came up to me asking for a picture which is fine i love my fans and i owe my career to them but the thing that got me is that they asked when the next part of she is coming, coming out. like can’t y’all be patient and wait? and enjoy what i have out already? anyways rant over what up i’m miley cyrus and it’s been forever since i dropped new music.

It is a hard balance. I got that before Rare came out. It had been literally five years since Revival and everyone was just asking and asking... I’m so sorry you had to deal with that and even answering that is harder. You don’t want to make them feel bad but at the same time, just take a breath.

Can someone tell me why doing press over the internet is the worst thing? It’s so awkward trying to not talk over everyone and audios mixing and now everyone’s got those airpod things in so I can’t even tell if they’re listening to music or listening through them for the interview. Technology, man. Anyway, I’ve been learning to cook for my brother since he’s useless and also a picky eater so I’ve also been doing that but I’m running out of recipes if anyone wants to suggest some?

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Gosh don’t even get me started on that... Over the phone and even skype interviews can be the weirdest. I’ve even had to disconnect from one because they just don’t respect boundaries. I mean we all have personal lives and they don’t even respect that... Oh cooking! I can get on board with that? What is your favorite type of food to make?

Every time I turn around there’s a pregnancy announcement in the news about people around my age having a kid. Did I miss some memo that we were now supposed to start having kids in our early twenties? I don’t know if I’m living life wrong or what, but I do know that I’m not ready for kids at this stage of my life. How about you?

If that is a thing then I’m way behind and I will not be jumping on that train any time soon. I’m good with just taking care of my new puppy and that is about it. That is all the stress I need. Do I eventually want to be a mom? Yeah.. But not now..

I think having a pet practically a puppy is one of the most difficult tasks that one can have in his life and probably only wins having a baby of his own - He lets out a heavy sigh, he had been through that with his pets - You just have to be very, very patient and everything will gradually be better, as you will see that those laughs with the puppy are the best

Right? It is amazing but at the same time drains all of the energy out of you. Like really it is crazy how back and forth it is. I’m up and down and up and then sideways. 

Trust me, I have a habit of getting real deep, real quick too. Just watch any of my Instagram lives for proof. We talk ‘bout some real stuff on there, but then again — what else do people have to talk about at three in the morning? Insomnia gets me all in my head.         Nah, you’re good. I know what you mean. Some people never want to go down that path, and power to ‘em, but to those who do? You just gotta figure out where you’re ready, and everything else will fall into place. I believe that. You offering your dog up for cuddles? Because you can’t mention them, and not let me have some. It would be cruel, really.         Dallas, huh? Respect. Gotta love a Texan woman.

Wait really...? I thought that was what I did? Usually I’m the cause of that.. None of my friends like getting so deep so fast. But hey if you do then maybe I just found a great friend. May I say even a best one. Oh now I so have to Youtube some of your lives to see them. I need to hear what you talk about like now. Or maybe I should do it at three in the morning like you said. See if it really hits home. Of course I’m offering my dog cuddles. If you ever need any just come on over and if you give me advance notice I can even make some bomb snacks. Just like you gotta love a Texan Gentleman.

I think that sounds like a wonderful idea. Anytime you want, just let me know and I can find time. You sure know the way to a girls heart, don’t you? You know some people at Nextlix? That’s impressive. We should probably get a good pitch together, maybe shoot an example episode. 

Are you going to be in town for that big party the agency is throwing? If you are we could so have a big slumber party after that and just make it an entire weekend kind of thing. Only if you are up for it though. We could even invite Madeline! I kind of already have produced two shows for them so once you are in the door, you kind of get a couple freebees. A sample episode, that is genius. We need to get this together ASAP.

From the minute the Latina had arrived at the event she had been trying to find her place. Usually she would avoid big parties like these but the one plus side to tonight was that she would be able to spend some of her time with him. Even if it was just for a couple minutes, Dylan always made the small Texan girl feel at peace and that wasn’t something she had often, especially in this industry. Maybe it was one sided, maybe it wasn’t but at a time like this the brunette didn’t care. After mingling with some people, then taking a small rest from her heels, she had gotten back up seeing the person she most wanted to talk to. Picking up the front piece of her navy blue ballgown, she walked over to the male who was facing away from her.  With a small tap on the shoulder, the Latina grinned under her black mask. “I hope you saved one dance for me because if not, I might have to leave here right now O’Brien...” The playful words left her lips with a smirk attached to it as she bit down on her lower lip in anticipation.

Oh gosh, I’ve made so much, cakes, cookies, trifles, there have a been a few that didn’t come out as well as I would have likes but most of them have actually tasted pretty good. Right? I don’t think there are any specific pastry shows out there, most just revolve around baking in general. 

Okay one of these days we have to get together and just get baking. I can already tell that it will be an amazing time, like down right amazing. And even if we have some fails, we can order some amazing postmates and just go to town on that while watching more baking shows. Alright we have to do this, we can take it to Netflix and pitch it as soon as we want. I know some people.

Oh, the fun time of having a new puppy in the house. They destroy near everything, but you can’t even be mad at them because they’re so cute doing it. At least the training pays off eventually and you get to go from scrubbing piss out of the carpets to stumbling out of bed to let them out to piss in the early hours. Guess it’s one evil for the other sans the cleaning, but those puppy eyes make it worth it. I’m not bad though, trying to get through packing. Want to switch for a while? I can watch your dogs, but can’t promise I wouldn’t just feed them treats the whole time.

Right? I get one look at her little face and I just give in. She is too adorable to be mad at. I would squish her with joy but with my luck more pee would just come out and we don’t need that. I actually have a doggie door so the waking up part isn’t going to be a problem. I live on a little piece of land and luckily my oldest, Winnie is trained to stay in her little area outside. Which is the goal for Daisy eventually. Packing? Where are you going? Please tell me it is somewhere good. I’d say yes but my couch is pretty comfortable.