Emma

I love charles bingley so much like he literally never lets anything get to him. His emo ass best friend is like “everything sucks. I hate life” and bingleys like “im sorry u feel that way, here’s a collection of dog pictures i think u might like!” His bitch ass sister is like “everyone is ugly and terrible” and he’s like “but here’s a bunch of things i like about them!! They have nice hats!!” His wife’s wild ass family is absolutely bonkers and he’s still like “our door’s always open!! Oh its been 6 months and yall’re still here….ok!! The more the merrier!!” Like he’s really just out here loving life and dragging his depressed punk bitch pals along for the ride

i look in the mirror, i lose my mind a little, i cry on public transport, i walk through a fluorescent supermarket, i have slow and confusing dreams at night. you know how it is

one can imagine that the bond between a woman in her twenties and snoopy is comparable to the pledge of nuns to jesus christ

when I make a soup I cut all the vegetables into hearts it takes me longer but it makes the soup taste better

oh man it gets me EVERY time

I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket

this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

This is the most Chaotic Neutral thing I’ve ever seen.