⬆️ Is this guy bothering you? ⬆️

@steviea

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So.. what’s wrong with you? Aha.. something obviously.. but like.. what is it.

[he lays almost still, trying not to thrash and squirm out of its own skin

Red veins trace complex paths under clammy, pale skin. Some appear to almost wrap around bone, bulging where they shouldn't and threading over ribs to reach the center of their chest, meeting in a horrible, dark red knot.

Any words they can muster without pain shooting through these unnatural veins is spat and growled through gritted teeth]

Go d hhates m mmee .

Haha.. funny. “God hates me” isn’t a symptom though… at least not one I learnt about in medical school.. aha. Even if it sounds really fucking cool. I’m going to need like, real stuff. Like, “I have a fever”.

I I can fe el myy b b ody b eb ing su bsumEd int o hiiis h hatr edd

Uh. Okay. Yeah. That’s really.. uh.. Cool..? Well. Can you tell me more about this like, “he”.. and why you’re being subsumed into his hatred?

I I I i

Ass u me d . I do n ' t knoww .

[another surge of pain too sharp to ignore overwhelms him, it tries to shift to a more, relatively, comfortable position]

L lis ttten : y yyou d on' t kno w t he f fir st thing ab out me . Iif you 're not e ven go i ngg to try to hhh h elp , thn di sssch arrge m me .

Haha.. yeah.. I obviously don’t know the first thing about you.. cause I haven’t had time to talk to you.. duh. I can’t help you until I find out some more. But just looking at you, I think we can definitely get you something for the pain. Then we can talk more. I’ll go talk to like.. the other attending.. and we’ll get you sorted. And probably fucked up on some good shit. Shit.. sorry. I forgot I’m not allowed to swear with patients.. aha. Pretend you didn’t hear that.

m mmh hm

[a nurse sets a tray on their bedside, a small white cup filled with some viscous liquid

"alright, so this is codeine in liquid form, some people say it's kinda bitter but it shouldn't be too bad, okay? Just swallow it fast."

She riddled off some side effects and prodded with questions he could hardly answer, but their shaky hands soon lifted the simple holy grail, dranking it in one gulp.]

H hmm m m . N ot too ba dd .

Around 30 minutes later, long enough for what her patient was given to kick in, Stevie returns back to their bedside. Her manner and posture still seem to lack considerably professionalism, but luckily for her sake, poor bedside manner isn’t considered malpractice. Fishing through her pockets, she pulls out a wallet, and throws it on her patients bed. Thought I’d better return that aha.. might be important. The ambulance guys gave it to us. So we could like, work out who you are. I wasn’t just prescribing random stuff to random people, haha.. don’t worry.

[Neoptolemus stares blankly at the tan square by his feet. The pain has ebbed but the mental fog and discomfort remain.

Their curled form and heavy breaths bring to mind a tired, injured animal]

T hanks . You wo uldn t happen to have m yy ph hone , too , would you ?

Uh- the only thing I was given by the ambos was your wallet.. and like.. you.. aha, obviously, ‘cause you’re my patient. They weren’t just going to keep you in the ambulance forever. They wouldn’t be able to get any work done if they did that.. aha.. haha.

If you want me to call someone.. we’ve got a phone here you can, like, use. Or I can call them, if you’re still feeling like god hates you.. aha. Hopefully you aren’t though.

I ... I m not sure if I c an recal l his numb er . Um , I th ink I do ? It s uh h .. ***-***-**** ...

Hi s na me is Zay G gall agher . If y ouu or someone wouldn t minnd .....

I’m all over it.. not literally.. obviously. But uh. Someone will give them a call. It’ll probably be one of the nurses.. not me.. aha.. I’m not great on the phone. I’m better at like, touching stuff.

Do you think you’re like, up to talking now? And telling me a little more what’s going on.. ‘cause like, all I know is this isn’t how the human body is supposed to look. And there’s gotta be something going on.

I cann mo stly speak . I had tolldd yyou god hates me e and Ii meant it . H mm , it m ightt not be gg od persé but som ething ..... Inhuman . Something in need of a a mor tal ccoil . Something to u use for .. i don t know what .

And itt s f ounnd use i n mee . 'm probably cursed or a c hanggLing . Mos t will tell yoou I ve never be en quite right . But i t' s neverr been thi is bad befoore .

Right.. so.. you’re being used.. by god or something similar? Okay.. sick. That’s like, super cool.. aha. I just need to ask you a few more questions then.. if that’s chill with you. Firstly, has this been like.. going on for a while? Or is this all new?

yea h . Sooo cool .

I ... Gu ess you could s ayy I I've been ... Haunted ? Followedd by some unholy polt er ggeist . This level of hurt is new , it s never lasted th iss long .

It started aaro und chri-- uh hh .. around eearl y jannu aryy . It s like I m being eatt en alIve .

Uh. Yeah. Okay. Don’t worry I’m like, writing all of this down.. obviously.. what else would these notes be for. Okay… Uh. Yeah. January.. did anything happen around that time? Take any like, sick new medications or go on a really fucking cool holiday overseas?

#neoptolemus #the beautiful ohio healthcare complex #Reblogs

So.. what’s wrong with you? Aha.. something obviously.. but like.. what is it.

[he lays almost still, trying not to thrash and squirm out of its own skin

Red veins trace complex paths under clammy, pale skin. Some appear to almost wrap around bone, bulging where they shouldn't and threading over ribs to reach the center of their chest, meeting in a horrible, dark red knot.

Any words they can muster without pain shooting through these unnatural veins is spat and growled through gritted teeth]

Go d hhates m mmee .

Haha.. funny. “God hates me” isn’t a symptom though… at least not one I learnt about in medical school.. aha. Even if it sounds really fucking cool. I’m going to need like, real stuff. Like, “I have a fever”.

I I can fe el myy b b ody b eb ing su bsumEd int o hiiis h hatr edd

Uh. Okay. Yeah. That’s really.. uh.. Cool..? Well. Can you tell me more about this like, “he”.. and why you’re being subsumed into his hatred?

I I I i

Ass u me d . I do n ' t knoww .

[another surge of pain too sharp to ignore overwhelms him, it tries to shift to a more, relatively, comfortable position]

L lis ttten : y yyou d on' t kno w t he f fir st thing ab out me . Iif you 're not e ven go i ngg to try to hhh h elp , thn di sssch arrge m me .

Haha.. yeah.. I obviously don’t know the first thing about you.. cause I haven’t had time to talk to you.. duh. I can’t help you until I find out some more. But just looking at you, I think we can definitely get you something for the pain. Then we can talk more. I’ll go talk to like.. the other attending.. and we’ll get you sorted. And probably fucked up on some good shit. Shit.. sorry. I forgot I’m not allowed to swear with patients.. aha. Pretend you didn’t hear that.

m mmh hm

[a nurse sets a tray on their bedside, a small white cup filled with some viscous liquid

"alright, so this is codeine in liquid form, some people say it's kinda bitter but it shouldn't be too bad, okay? Just swallow it fast."

She riddled off some side effects and prodded with questions he could hardly answer, but their shaky hands soon lifted the simple holy grail, dranking it in one gulp.]

H hmm m m . N ot too ba dd .

Around 30 minutes later, long enough for what her patient was given to kick in, Stevie returns back to their bedside. Her manner and posture still seem to lack considerably professionalism, but luckily for her sake, poor bedside manner isn’t considered malpractice. Fishing through her pockets, she pulls out a wallet, and throws it on her patients bed. Thought I’d better return that aha.. might be important. The ambulance guys gave it to us. So we could like, work out who you are. I wasn’t just prescribing random stuff to random people, haha.. don’t worry.

[Neoptolemus stares blankly at the tan square by his feet. The pain has ebbed but the mental fog and discomfort remain.

Their curled form and heavy breaths bring to mind a tired, injured animal]

T hanks . You wo uldn t happen to have m yy ph hone , too , would you ?

Uh- the only thing I was given by the ambos was your wallet.. and like.. you.. aha, obviously, ‘cause you’re my patient. They weren’t just going to keep you in the ambulance forever. They wouldn’t be able to get any work done if they did that.. aha.. haha.

If you want me to call someone.. we’ve got a phone here you can, like, use. Or I can call them, if you’re still feeling like god hates you.. aha. Hopefully you aren’t though.

I ... I m not sure if I c an recal l his numb er . Um , I th ink I do ? It s uh h .. ***-***-**** ...

Hi s na me is Zay G gall agher . If y ouu or someone wouldn t minnd .....

I’m all over it.. not literally.. obviously. But uh. Someone will give them a call. It’ll probably be one of the nurses.. not me.. aha.. I’m not great on the phone. I’m better at like, touching stuff.

Do you think you’re like, up to talking now? And telling me a little more what’s going on.. ‘cause like, all I know is this isn’t how the human body is supposed to look. And there’s gotta be something going on.

I cann mo stly speak . I had tolldd yyou god hates me e and Ii meant it . H mm , it m ightt not be gg od persé but som ething ..... Inhuman . Something in need of a a mor tal ccoil . Something to u use for .. i don t know what .

And itt s f ounnd use i n mee . 'm probably cursed or a c hanggLing . Mos t will tell yoou I ve never be en quite right . But i t' s neverr been thi is bad befoore .

Right.. so.. you’re being used.. by god or something similar? Okay.. sick. That’s like, super cool.. aha. I just need to ask you a few more questions then.. if that’s chill with you. Firstly, has this been like.. going on for a while? Or is this all new?

#neoptolemus #the beautiful ohio healthcare complex #Reblogs

So.. what’s wrong with you? Aha.. something obviously.. but like.. what is it.

[he lays almost still, trying not to thrash and squirm out of its own skin

Red veins trace complex paths under clammy, pale skin. Some appear to almost wrap around bone, bulging where they shouldn't and threading over ribs to reach the center of their chest, meeting in a horrible, dark red knot.

Any words they can muster without pain shooting through these unnatural veins is spat and growled through gritted teeth]

Go d hhates m mmee .

Haha.. funny. “God hates me” isn’t a symptom though… at least not one I learnt about in medical school.. aha. Even if it sounds really fucking cool. I’m going to need like, real stuff. Like, “I have a fever”.

I I can fe el myy b b ody b eb ing su bsumEd int o hiiis h hatr edd

Uh. Okay. Yeah. That’s really.. uh.. Cool..? Well. Can you tell me more about this like, “he”.. and why you’re being subsumed into his hatred?

I I I i

Ass u me d . I do n ' t knoww .

[another surge of pain too sharp to ignore overwhelms him, it tries to shift to a more, relatively, comfortable position]

L lis ttten : y yyou d on' t kno w t he f fir st thing ab out me . Iif you 're not e ven go i ngg to try to hhh h elp , thn di sssch arrge m me .

Haha.. yeah.. I obviously don’t know the first thing about you.. cause I haven’t had time to talk to you.. duh. I can’t help you until I find out some more. But just looking at you, I think we can definitely get you something for the pain. Then we can talk more. I’ll go talk to like.. the other attending.. and we’ll get you sorted. And probably fucked up on some good shit. Shit.. sorry. I forgot I’m not allowed to swear with patients.. aha. Pretend you didn’t hear that.

m mmh hm

[a nurse sets a tray on their bedside, a small white cup filled with some viscous liquid

"alright, so this is codeine in liquid form, some people say it's kinda bitter but it shouldn't be too bad, okay? Just swallow it fast."

She riddled off some side effects and prodded with questions he could hardly answer, but their shaky hands soon lifted the simple holy grail, dranking it in one gulp.]

H hmm m m . N ot too ba dd .

Around 30 minutes later, long enough for what her patient was given to kick in, Stevie returns back to their bedside. Her manner and posture still seem to lack considerably professionalism, but luckily for her sake, poor bedside manner isn’t considered malpractice. Fishing through her pockets, she pulls out a wallet, and throws it on her patients bed. Thought I’d better return that aha.. might be important. The ambulance guys gave it to us. So we could like, work out who you are. I wasn’t just prescribing random stuff to random people, haha.. don’t worry.

[Neoptolemus stares blankly at the tan square by his feet. The pain has ebbed but the mental fog and discomfort remain.

Their curled form and heavy breaths bring to mind a tired, injured animal]

T hanks . You wo uldn t happen to have m yy ph hone , too , would you ?

Uh- the only thing I was given by the ambos was your wallet.. and like.. you.. aha, obviously, ‘cause you’re my patient. They weren’t just going to keep you in the ambulance forever. They wouldn’t be able to get any work done if they did that.. aha.. haha.

If you want me to call someone.. we’ve got a phone here you can, like, use. Or I can call them, if you’re still feeling like god hates you.. aha. Hopefully you aren’t though.

I ... I m not sure if I c an recal l his numb er . Um , I th ink I do ? It s uh h .. ***-***-**** ...

Hi s na me is Zay G gall agher . If y ouu or someone wouldn t minnd .....

I’m all over it.. not literally.. obviously. But uh. Someone will give them a call. It’ll probably be one of the nurses.. not me.. aha.. I’m not great on the phone. I’m better at like, touching stuff.

Do you think you’re like, up to talking now? And telling me a little more what’s going on.. ‘cause like, all I know is this isn’t how the human body is supposed to look. And there’s gotta be something going on.

#neoptolemus #the beautiful ohio healthcare complex #Reblogs

So.. what’s wrong with you? Aha.. something obviously.. but like.. what is it.

[he lays almost still, trying not to thrash and squirm out of its own skin

Red veins trace complex paths under clammy, pale skin. Some appear to almost wrap around bone, bulging where they shouldn't and threading over ribs to reach the center of their chest, meeting in a horrible, dark red knot.

Any words they can muster without pain shooting through these unnatural veins is spat and growled through gritted teeth]

Go d hhates m mmee .

Haha.. funny. “God hates me” isn’t a symptom though… at least not one I learnt about in medical school.. aha. Even if it sounds really fucking cool. I’m going to need like, real stuff. Like, “I have a fever”.

I I can fe el myy b b ody b eb ing su bsumEd int o hiiis h hatr edd

Uh. Okay. Yeah. That’s really.. uh.. Cool..? Well. Can you tell me more about this like, “he”.. and why you’re being subsumed into his hatred?

I I I i

Ass u me d . I do n ' t knoww .

[another surge of pain too sharp to ignore overwhelms him, it tries to shift to a more, relatively, comfortable position]

L lis ttten : y yyou d on' t kno w t he f fir st thing ab out me . Iif you 're not e ven go i ngg to try to hhh h elp , thn di sssch arrge m me .

Haha.. yeah.. I obviously don’t know the first thing about you.. cause I haven’t had time to talk to you.. duh. I can’t help you until I find out some more. But just looking at you, I think we can definitely get you something for the pain. Then we can talk more. I’ll go talk to like.. the other attending.. and we’ll get you sorted. And probably fucked up on some good shit. Shit.. sorry. I forgot I’m not allowed to swear with patients.. aha. Pretend you didn’t hear that.

m mmh hm

[a nurse sets a tray on their bedside, a small white cup filled with some viscous liquid

"alright, so this is codeine in liquid form, some people say it's kinda bitter but it shouldn't be too bad, okay? Just swallow it fast."

She riddled off some side effects and prodded with questions he could hardly answer, but their shaky hands soon lifted the simple holy grail, dranking it in one gulp.]

H hmm m m . N ot too ba dd .

Around 30 minutes later, long enough for what her patient was given to kick in, Stevie returns back to their bedside. Her manner and posture still seem to lack considerably professionalism, but luckily for her sake, poor bedside manner isn’t considered malpractice. Fishing through her pockets, she pulls out a wallet, and throws it on her patients bed. Thought I’d better return that aha.. might be important. The ambulance guys gave it to us. So we could like, work out who you are. I wasn’t just prescribing random stuff to random people, haha.. don’t worry.

[Neoptolemus stares blankly at the tan square by his feet. The pain has ebbed but the mental fog and discomfort remain.

Their curled form and heavy breaths bring to mind a tired, injured animal]

T hanks . You wo uldn t happen to have m yy ph hone , too , would you ?

Uh- the only thing I was given by the ambos was your wallet.. and like.. you.. aha, obviously, ‘cause you’re my patient. They weren’t just going to keep you in the ambulance forever. They wouldn’t be able to get any work done if they did that.. aha.. haha.

If you want me to call someone.. we’ve got a phone here you can, like, use. Or I can call them, if you’re still feeling like god hates you.. aha. Hopefully you aren’t though.

#neoptolemus #Reblogs #the beautiful Ohio healthcare complex

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So.. what’s wrong with you? Aha.. something obviously.. but like.. what is it.

[he lays almost still, trying not to thrash and squirm out of its own skin

Red veins trace complex paths under clammy, pale skin. Some appear to almost wrap around bone, bulging where they shouldn't and threading over ribs to reach the center of their chest, meeting in a horrible, dark red knot.

Any words they can muster without pain shooting through these unnatural veins is spat and growled through gritted teeth]

Go d hhates m mmee .

Haha.. funny. “God hates me” isn’t a symptom though… at least not one I learnt about in medical school.. aha. Even if it sounds really fucking cool. I’m going to need like, real stuff. Like, “I have a fever”.

I I can fe el myy b b ody b eb ing su bsumEd int o hiiis h hatr edd

Uh. Okay. Yeah. That’s really.. uh.. Cool..? Well. Can you tell me more about this like, “he”.. and why you’re being subsumed into his hatred?

I I I i

Ass u me d . I do n ' t knoww .

[another surge of pain too sharp to ignore overwhelms him, it tries to shift to a more, relatively, comfortable position]

L lis ttten : y yyou d on' t kno w t he f fir st thing ab out me . Iif you 're not e ven go i ngg to try to hhh h elp , thn di sssch arrge m me .

Haha.. yeah.. I obviously don’t know the first thing about you.. cause I haven’t had time to talk to you.. duh. I can’t help you until I find out some more. But just looking at you, I think we can definitely get you something for the pain. Then we can talk more. I’ll go talk to like.. the other attending.. and we’ll get you sorted. And probably fucked up on some good shit. Shit.. sorry. I forgot I’m not allowed to swear with patients.. aha. Pretend you didn’t hear that.

m mmh hm

[a nurse sets a tray on their bedside, a small white cup filled with some viscous liquid

"alright, so this is codeine in liquid form, some people say it's kinda bitter but it shouldn't be too bad, okay? Just swallow it fast."

She riddled off some side effects and prodded with questions he could hardly answer, but their shaky hands soon lifted the simple holy grail, dranking it in one gulp.]

H hmm m m . N ot too ba dd .

Around 30 minutes later, long enough for what her patient was given to kick in, Stevie returns back to their bedside. Her manner and posture still seem to lack considerably professionalism, but luckily for her sake, poor bedside manner isn’t considered malpractice. Fishing through her pockets, she pulls out a wallet, and throws it on her patients bed. Thought I’d better return that aha.. might be important. The ambulance guys gave it to us. So we could like, work out who you are. I wasn’t just prescribing random stuff to random people, haha.. don’t worry.

#reblogs #Neoptolemus #the beautiful Ohio healthcare complex

So.. what’s wrong with you? Aha.. something obviously.. but like.. what is it.

[he lays almost still, trying not to thrash and squirm out of its own skin

Red veins trace complex paths under clammy, pale skin. Some appear to almost wrap around bone, bulging where they shouldn't and threading over ribs to reach the center of their chest, meeting in a horrible, dark red knot.

Any words they can muster without pain shooting through these unnatural veins is spat and growled through gritted teeth]

Go d hhates m mmee .

Haha.. funny. “God hates me” isn’t a symptom though… at least not one I learnt about in medical school.. aha. Even if it sounds really fucking cool. I’m going to need like, real stuff. Like, “I have a fever”.

I I can fe el myy b b ody b eb ing su bsumEd int o hiiis h hatr edd

Uh. Okay. Yeah. That’s really.. uh.. Cool..? Well. Can you tell me more about this like, “he”.. and why you’re being subsumed into his hatred?

I I I i

Ass u me d . I do n ' t knoww .

[another surge of pain too sharp to ignore overwhelms him, it tries to shift to a more, relatively, comfortable position]

L lis ttten : y yyou d on' t kno w t he f fir st thing ab out me . Iif you 're not e ven go i ngg to try to hhh h elp , thn di sssch arrge m me .

Haha.. yeah.. I obviously don’t know the first thing about you.. cause I haven’t had time to talk to you.. duh. I can’t help you until I find out some more. But just looking at you, I think we can definitely get you something for the pain. Then we can talk more. I’ll go talk to like.. the other attending.. and we’ll get you sorted. And probably fucked up on some good shit. Shit.. sorry. I forgot I’m not allowed to swear with patients.. aha. Pretend you didn’t hear that.

#???#Reblogs #Dr. S. Hendriks #The beautiful Ohio healthcare complex

So.. what’s wrong with you? Aha.. something obviously.. but like.. what is it.

[he lays almost still, trying not to thrash and squirm out of its own skin

Red veins trace complex paths under clammy, pale skin. Some appear to almost wrap around bone, bulging where they shouldn't and threading over ribs to reach the center of their chest, meeting in a horrible, dark red knot.

Any words they can muster without pain shooting through these unnatural veins is spat and growled through gritted teeth]

Go d hhates m mmee .

Haha.. funny. “God hates me” isn’t a symptom though… at least not one I learnt about in medical school.. aha. Even if it sounds really fucking cool. I’m going to need like, real stuff. Like, “I have a fever”.

I I can fe el myy b b ody b eb ing su bsumEd int o hiiis h hatr edd

Uh. Okay. Yeah. That’s really.. uh.. Cool..? Well. Can you tell me more about this like, “he”.. and why you’re being subsumed into his hatred?

#???#the beautiful Ohio healthcare complex #reblogs #Dr. S. Hendriks

So.. what’s wrong with you? Aha.. something obviously.. but like.. what is it.

[he lays almost still, trying not to thrash and squirm out of its own skin

Red veins trace complex paths under clammy, pale skin. Some appear to almost wrap around bone, bulging where they shouldn't and threading over ribs to reach the center of their chest, meeting in a horrible, dark red knot.

Any words they can muster without pain shooting through these unnatural veins is spat and growled through gritted teeth]

Go d hhates m mmee .

Haha.. funny. “God hates me” isn’t a symptom though… at least not one I learnt about in medical school.. aha. Even if it sounds really fucking cool. I’m going to need like, real stuff. Like, “I have a fever”.

#???#reblogs #The beautiful Ohio healthcare complex #Dr. S. Hendriks #<- God that sounds so fucking cool #All my college debt was so worth it

Got asked to see a movie with someone today.. haha. Fuck yes.

Another Stevie W.

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Got asked to see a movie with someone today.. haha. Fuck yes.

interdimensional-inconvenience

So where’s the corpse..? I’m seeing like, a lot of energy drinks.. not a lot of corpses.

Hey. Could you not talk about corpses in front of my customers? Here lets go back to the cooler...

-Ozzie ☢️

Is it like a secret corpse or something? Haha.. That’s fucking sick as hell.

Yeap. Looks like a corpse.

interdimensional-inconvenience

I mean I'd rather not talk about it in front of customers. Are you going to help me move it or what loser?

-ozzie ☢️

Yeah.. I guess I will. Just make sure you lift with your knees.. and not your back. Aha.. your lifting technique is almost as shocking as your freezer corpse-.. is this like your first time or something?

interdimensional-inconvenience

Shut the fuck up. I lift all the time. Let's just get this out the back door and we can worry about it then...

*ozzie backs up out the door and as he does he seems to suddenly pop out of existence. The body follows suit and after a moment Ozzie walks back in*

Shit I didn't think about that... It must be back at wherever it came from then? Damn. That makes it easier. I didn't trust you to dig a deep enough hole anyways.

-Ozzie ☢️

My hole digging skills are great.. don’t diss them ‘till you see them. Aha.. I could dig like, a great hole if I wanted to. I don’t want to.. at the moment.. because there’s like, all this flooring. And I don’t think you want me digging your floors up.. obviously.. haha.

It was a sick corpse though. Shame it had to go..it really added a fuck tonne of ambience to this place.

interdimensional-inconvenience

God. You know you're allowed to stop talking right? Anyways. Thanks for helping me get rid of that. I still have a busy schedule and everything. But if you want anything from the store just. Help yourself I guess. I really don't care.

-ozzie ☢️

Fuck yeah.. I’m taking like three redbulls. I got work later and I’m gonna like, collapse on the floor without them.. haha.. nice meeting you. If you ever have any more corpses.. hit me up, I’ll come back.

#Ozzie #inconvenience store #Reblogs

interdimensional-inconvenience

So where’s the corpse..? I’m seeing like, a lot of energy drinks.. not a lot of corpses.

Hey. Could you not talk about corpses in front of my customers? Here lets go back to the cooler...

-Ozzie ☢️

Is it like a secret corpse or something? Haha.. That’s fucking sick as hell.

Yeap. Looks like a corpse.

interdimensional-inconvenience

I mean I'd rather not talk about it in front of customers. Are you going to help me move it or what loser?

-ozzie ☢️

Yeah.. I guess I will. Just make sure you lift with your knees.. and not your back. Aha.. your lifting technique is almost as shocking as your freezer corpse-.. is this like your first time or something?

interdimensional-inconvenience

Shut the fuck up. I lift all the time. Let's just get this out the back door and we can worry about it then...

*ozzie backs up out the door and as he does he seems to suddenly pop out of existence. The body follows suit and after a moment Ozzie walks back in*

Shit I didn't think about that... It must be back at wherever it came from then? Damn. That makes it easier. I didn't trust you to dig a deep enough hole anyways.

-Ozzie ☢️

My hole digging skills are great.. don’t diss them ‘till you see them. Aha.. I could dig like, a great hole if I wanted to. I don’t want to.. at the moment.. because there’s like, all this flooring. And I don’t think you want me digging your floors up.. obviously.. haha.

It was a sick corpse though. Shame it had to go..it really added a fuck tonne of ambience to this place.

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interdimensional-inconvenience

So where’s the corpse..? I’m seeing like, a lot of energy drinks.. not a lot of corpses.

Hey. Could you not talk about corpses in front of my customers? Here lets go back to the cooler...

-Ozzie ☢️

Is it like a secret corpse or something? Haha.. That’s fucking sick as hell.

Yeap. Looks like a corpse.

interdimensional-inconvenience

I mean I'd rather not talk about it in front of customers. Are you going to help me move it or what loser?

-ozzie ☢️

Yeah.. I guess I will. Just make sure you lift with your knees.. and not your back. Aha.. your lifting technique is almost as shocking as your freezer corpse-.. is this like your first time or something?

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I nailed that.

Bet she’s never met a roommate cooler and more laid back than me. I probably seemed so cool.

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I nailed that.

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interdimensional-inconvenience

So where’s the corpse..? I’m seeing like, a lot of energy drinks.. not a lot of corpses.

Hey. Could you not talk about corpses in front of my customers? Here lets go back to the cooler...

-Ozzie ☢️

Is it like a secret corpse or something? Haha.. That’s fucking sick as hell.

Yeap. Looks like a corpse.

#inconvenience store #Ozzie #reblogs

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