⬆️ Is this guy bothering you? ⬆️

They’re making me do overtime at work.. this is too fucked up..

guy named brett at the gym: whew I'm really working up a brett

Ponder like an uncle but post with a nephews spirit

Sick.. I’m glad I got the right number.. haha I was worried I typed it in wrong. Let me know when you’re free.. so I know when to pick you up.. obviously. I’m not rostered on for a few more nights so I’m like.. super available. And a little bit more awake than usual aha. Just don’t ask me to do anything before 1pm. That’s still like.. sleep o’clock.

Dude, saaaaame! I'm still on vacation, since London's dad is a really chill about scheduling. Only reason I end up waking up earlier is cuz I've got people who wanna hang out. But yeah, it'll probably be in a couple days, I um... still gotta get back in to town.

Sick.. yeah, sounds good. Enjoy your vacation, wherever the hell it is haha.

Sick.. I’m glad I got the right number.. haha I was worried I typed it in wrong. Let me know when you’re free.. so I know when to pick you up.. obviously. I’m not rostered on for a few more nights so I’m like.. super available. And a little bit more awake than usual aha. Just don’t ask me to do anything before 1pm. That’s still like.. sleep o’clock.

Putting my citizenship application to nap town..

2 hours later.. and yeah.. aha.. let’s just say they welcomed me in with open arms

Try not to get into a situation where you could even be killed.. please. But uh, if anyone does try and kill you.. aha, send them my way.. I’ll rough them up.. they won’t know what’s coming. My muscles.. they’re so fucking big, it’ll be over for them.

Try not to get into a situation where you could even be killed.. please. But uh, if anyone does try and kill you.. aha, send them my way.. I’ll rough them up.. they won’t know what’s coming. My muscles.. they’re so fucking big, it’ll be over for them.