Steve Harrington

#dustin being a dad

“It’s this stupid hat, i’m telling you, it’s totally blowing my best feature.”

What if we climbed out?

steve, just shut up and push me! 

#dad steve

We’re stuck in here.

Okay, here you go, you got strawberry and then a vanilla with sprinkles, extra whipped cream. Thanks.

Is he here? Is who here?

I repeat, this is Scoops Troop.

You’re all so nerdy, it makes me physically ill.

Just step back, okay? No. Step back. Seriously. No! No!

At least it can’t get any more messed up than this.

“Did you just talk about yourself in the third person? Did he just call himself daddy?”

How exactly did you score that beautiful girlfriend? Oh, yea. With my advice. Because that’s how this works, Henderson.