NOT A DUMBASS !

“Sssooo... it looks like I’m either gonna have to pick up a few more private classes, or I’m gonna have to start selling my asshole, cause I won’t be able to make rent this month,” Liam said, scrunching his nose. For someone who was barely making ends meet, he sure didn’t seem too worried about it, having a very casual tone in his voice, as if he’d just need to water his plants more or cut back on sugar for the week. He grinned and shrugged, setting the paperwork aside. “Let’s talk about something more fun like… summer plans or something. Surely you’ve got some, right?”

        money was never a thing for clark. not that he had packs of it, but he usually left it up to other people to deal with, while he watched tv or something.  and now, with the career he picked, he surely didn’t had to worry a lot about it either.  he could afford his apartment and his laid-back lifestyle.  so, naturally, the man couldn’t help but feel weird when someone talked about it, even if it didn’t seemed serious, like liam was doing.        “    oh, for that i’m always here  !    both offers, by the way, the asshole and the classes sounded pretty good.    ”        he chuckled, although that wasn’t a lie at all.    (  what could he do, if his friend was so hot  ?!    you can’t blame someone for their dreams  !    or their thoughts while they’re jerking off  !  )        “    oh, yeah  !    last saturday i hooked up with a guy and like, we really hit it off, and he even invited me for his beach house  !    i'm not sure how he would feel about you going, but just bring that asshole offer up again and i’m sure he’ll be down.    ”

“I’d suggest next time not falling. Or if you’re going to fall, maybe not on something that requires you to get stitches? Just an idea,” the doctor continued to suture the other.

        “    it wasn’t planned,  doctor beard,  believe or not...    ”        he sighs, looking up with a small frown, the sarcasm flying over his head.        “    but also,  it’s kinda fun to come to the hospital,  there was this doctor who always give me candy,  and i’m pretty sure he’s flirting with me.  by the way,  i’m seeing a candy jar just right there.    ”

        “    of course, man  !    ”        he opens up a smile, stepping aside so the other would be able to enter.        “    i was just starting to watch scary movie, so take a seat, dude  !    we’ll arrange somewhere for you to sleep after the movie, kay  ?    ”

“Relax, both of you, I’m not here to hurt you.”