Snark-Craft II: Legacy of Annoyed

For the purpose of this exercise, assume that the forbidden list consists of exactly the ten magic eyeball powers that are present in the Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition Monster Manual. (i.e., you don't need to research every magic eyeball power that's ever been attributed to a beholder in every iteration of D&D ever published.)

For reference, these ten powers are:

Controls your mind

Paralyses you

Makes you afraid

Slows you down

Makes you weak

General purpose telekinesis

Puts you to sleep

Turns you to stone

Disintegration ray

Just fucking kills you

These are all off limits.

So:

gives you anxiety

pee your pants

shit your pants

transes your gender

chicken dance

autocorrect curse

low poly vision

silly string beam

Rocks no larger than a human fist.

A specific type of metal that varies between individuals, no alloys.

Exactly one gallon of water, no more, no less.

Toasted bread, but not regular bread.

Poultry.

Anything solid, so long as it's a prime number amount of it.

Regular bread, but not toasted bread.

Things someone's grandma knitted for them.

Dirty porcelain.

Bridget I forgot to post here.

BORGET

i finally drew my girl...