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Yeah, I Like Waffles, stupid. || Stoven

Joven put on the radio and drummed on the dashboard the rest of the way, singing the gitar parts to the rock song. When they were parked he jumped out and shut the door just slightly too hard to make Steve just slightly pissed.

Steve looked right and left to see if there was anyone at the stop sign, then kept driving. He tapped his hands on the wheel as the song played, but didn’t make any noise other than that. After spending a few years together, Steve had gotten used to the comfortable silence between him and Josh, where they didn’t need to have a conversation going constantly. Once he was parked and Josh jumped out and slammed the door, Steve pursed his lips hard in frustration, getting out. “One of these days, I’m gonna kick your ass for slamming my car’s door.” he said, catching up with him and nudging his shoulder hard.

Yeah, I Like Waffles, stupid. || Stoven

Steve nodded and begun to drive off the rode. He couldn’t help but smile a little when they got to the turn and looked dead in the eye towards Josh. “Fuck..your chicken strips…and waffles.” he said and then took a left like Josh told him.

Josh started laughing really hard, and once he could manage it he leaned out his window. “Hey fuck yo chicken strips!” He shouted to the wind and sat bak in his seat. 

Steve smiled a little and even laughed as the idiot he called his friend stuck his head out the window, shaking his head. “Jesus christ..” he muttered with a grin. They soon arrived at the waffle house and Steve parked the car.

DUCKS DO IT TOO

good news, everyone.

Yeah, I Like Waffles, stupid. || Stoven

“Um, I think its on the left.” Josh said getting into the car and buckling up. “Dude, you are ungrateful. How dare you not accept the humble gift of waffles.” He said sounding absolutly serious. 

Steve nodded and begun to drive off the rode. He couldn't help but smile a little when they got to the turn and looked dead in the eye towards Josh. “Fuck..your chicken strips...and waffles.” he said and then took a left like Josh told him.

Josh and Steve had been living together for the past few years, and it just felt natural rooming together at this point. The only thing missing this time was a baby. Luke was now coming up on five too quickly, and though he would be able to visit frequently, was going to stay with Joven’s mom and dad back in Califonia. “Um waffle house. I’m feeeling the waffle house.”

Steve then started to jingle his keys, unlocking the car. "Waffle House?" He said and got in to the car, already turning on the car. "Was that a left or a right on this road?" He asked, forgetting it and looking over to Josh. "And do they serve meat there at all. I don't just want fucking waffles."

Josh sighed very heavily and shook his head. “Not for at least two months.” He said softly and gripped the wheel a bit tighter. “I’m going to be in a ‘correctional facility’ until my term is up… Correctional…” he said the last word softer and his driving slowed. “I’m so pissed off dude!”

Steve frowned and crossed his arms, “I might have to apply for another school. It’s gonna be weird.” he sighed. “They’re all probably gonna get a warning that there’s something up with me.” he spoke more to himself now. “School doesn’t sound too good, to be honest.”

Imagine a big major SU war battle fight song where Garnet and Amethyst are rapping and fighting together against a wave of baddies then partway through the song fuse and Sugulite drops the hottest verse in history before being knocked apart again and finishing off the song.

now because of you i’ll be disappointed if this doesn’t happen now thanks

"You can pee when we get there!" Joven said laughing a bit. "So what are you doing when your free? Give me something t look forward to atleast." Josh sighed while getting on route to the highway. "t’s gnna be a while longer for me."

Steve just let out a breath and nodded, looking out the window as Josh started to drive. He chewed on the inside of his mouth, “I’m not sure, probably therapy still. Or looking for something to do, besides visiting the babies. Besides that, we could.. do something.” he looked off.

"Fuck you!" He said a little breathless as he got the other crate in there beside eachother. Steve nodded to Josh, then went looked over to see him opening the doors for the others. They might as well see them off together. "There’s enough room for them all, you ass." He shook his head and went to get in the car.

"Well sure ther is… in my car." Joven said with a smirk andstarted his ride up. "It’s a little bit of a trip so pee now, we aren’t pulling over until the deed is done." He told Steve parent like.

Steve glared at the other and flipped him off, "You're a real asshole." He sat back, ready to get his ride started and just go. He wasn't taking this whole leaving thing easily. He was actually easily pissed off. Which was funny since he was pissed coming here a year or so ago in the first place. Speaking of piss..Steve only stared at Joven. "Want me to just go piss out in the woods? We can just bring water bottles." He shrugged.

"Your cars too small." Josh said out of breathand ut the 70s crate in his already open trunk. "I took… the seats out… and everything." he added and leaned against the side of his suv while he looked up to see Gilbert and Sheldon at the front door trying to get out. He went to open the door for them and let them get in and sit by the ducklins.

"Fuck you!" He said a little breathless as he got the other crate in there beside eachother. Steve nodded to Josh, then went looked over to see him opening the doors for the others. They might as well see them off together. "There's enough room for them all, you ass." He shook his head and went to get in the car.

They quickly got both cast of the hit shows gathered up and Josh quickly picked up the 70s show crate and starred running with a wild goose chasing him. "Go Stevy! Go!"

Steve got the Friends Crate and ran like the wind beside the other teen closeby. He ran down the hall and out the door, holding it for Joven before he started to run again for the parking lot. He reached for his keys in his pockets and unlocked the car, the ducks quacking loudly in confusion the whole time.

Steve looked up from the ducks to see his door opened by Josh. Never good with knocking, and he was sure that was never going to change. “Alright man.” He just nodded and got up from the bed where Sheldon’s cage was resting with her in it. She saw the cages and Steve putting Pheobe and Joey, starting to quack loudly at him. “Oh god, she knows.”

Gilbert pecked at the back of his legs while he tried to put Hyde and Kelso into the other cage. “They’re onto us!” He said in a paniced hush. “We need to work quick, before this guy pecks us out.” He got Fez and Jacky next.

Steve felt the next peck on his hand, "Shit, he's good at that!" He said and next put in Monica. Before he knew it, he got the whole Friends gang together and started to help Josh with that 70s Show kids. Sheldon kept quacking at Steve and Josh when they were all gathered together.

Steve looked up from the ducks to see his door opened by Josh. Never good with knocking, and he was sure that was never going to change. "Alright man." He just nodded and got up from the bed where Sheldon's cage was resting with her in it. She saw the cages and Steve putting Pheobe and Joey, starting to quack loudly at him. "Oh god, she knows."