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In my next life I will be reborn as #god.

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

it actually makes me so sad and angry when people deny their fave blorbo could possibly be a sadist like whats wrong with sadism did sadism do something problematic

my names sweetie 3000 because the last 2999 sweeties were all destroyed

I hate this new use of the word LARPer, what does the noble Live-Action Role Play have to do with all this?

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know