sterling Silver

Just moved to lumiose AND I AM LOVING IT… definitely just.. haven’t been here for a while 0-0 noooo

I've come to make an announcement: professor onyx is a bitch-ass motherfucker. He ILLEGALLY MADE 3 KIDS That's right. He took his professor fuckin' tiny dick out  and he pissed in a fucking tube, and he said his dick was "this big" and I said, "That's disgusting." So I'm making a callout post on my tumblr.com: DAD, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. (explosion) That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked with me genetics, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My supеr lazer piss! Except I'm not gonna piss on the еarth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the moooon! (*explosion*) How do you like that, Obama?! I pissed on the moon, you idiot! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrroplllllets hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

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