Stereotypically White Names

Mocked by gate agent. Pronounced "ab-city".

Alleged to have menaced a black person for being black. Karcher allegedly tried to get his pit bull to attack a black man. The pit bull declined.

Burned a sweatshirt.

Escape artist, the reason Lufkin Police installed new partitions in their police cars.

Police officer suing the city of Hastings, Michigan after he took an ancestry test, shared he was partially of African descent, and then - shocker - was allegedly harassed mercilessly.

Entrepreneur. Author. Probably writes bios like this.

Victimized by “hungry and sorry” KitKat thief, according to them.

Videographer and publisher of someone throwing a child that wasn’t theirs off a bridge.

This technically wasn’t in the news, it was in an REI mailer sent to my home, which I feel is all the more cause to post it.

Reporter for The Oregonian. Come on.

Tennessee Judge.

Child of American Idol hopefuls

Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari’s daughter. Named after a dog.

Co-founder of monstrous anonymous college slander app Yik Yak.

One of Penn Jillette’s two kids. The other one’s named Zolten.

Eight-year-old shot to death by her eleven-year-old neighbor after Maykayla declined to let him play with her puppy. Latasha is Maykayla’s mother.