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181102 Namjoon’s Tweet

wore a pink maid’s costume and acted like a gorilla

fell down while sitting on a chair multiple times

squeezed himself out of the bars of a jail cell

decided to do flips in a bangtan bomb in only a robe and accidentally flashed himself

pretended to catch a bullet with his teeth

bent his neck at ninety degrees during the blood, sweat and tears music video

wore a cabbage costume that was too big for him while dancing

claimed that jungkook copied him since he was born in busan first

threw seokjin’s shoe back and forth just to spite him

went to the police station when he was younger to return fifty cents

entered the department of dance at busan arts high school as the top student

posted three consecutive videos claiming that he missed hoseok

got one question right on a knowing bros episode and mentioned it throughout the show

grabbed jungkook by his crotch on international tv

danced by popping and doing body waves while taehyung played with an edm app to disturb the sleeping members

referred to angry namjoon as a gorilla

said he wanted to be a mechanized human from a manga

almost used baby g as his stage name

broke a bunch of chopsticks with his ass

wore a leaf hat so he would look like a manggaetteok while emceeing on m countdown

pretended to catch a bullet with his teeth during japanese variety show

asked “how did you get in?” after jin said “you would not understand but i’m a man that graduated university”

said one of the black and white photos in their photobook looked like a funeral photo

filmed a fake face wash cf where the person would immediately become handsome just by washing his face

popped his booty in conjunction with a champagne bottle

said “english is not a barrier when you’re as cute as me”

placed himself on namjoon and hoseok’s door during a live so that his silhouette could be seen through the frosted glass

decided to film a bangtanbomb just wearing a bathrobe without anything underneath and accidentally exposed himself

drew a tiny keyboard for yoongi

tried to wake up taehyung by pouncing on him and suffocating him with a pillow

only ate once in ten days when dieting

recommended convenience store underwear on a vlive

heard carbonara as tony montana and largebeolala during a whisper challenge

ate a dog treat on my pet clinic

acted the role of an invisible man and got ignored by all the members during a music show

asked the book of fortune whether taehyung would shrink so that he could be taller in the following year. when he flipped open the book, the page he landed on said “that’s a dumb thought”

got chanyeol flustered and stuttering

fell down because he accidentally kicked himself

said “what you guys need to be excited for is not his back” and proceeded and look at taehyung’s crotch

did a hulk impression

juggled a football with his knee forty-six times on knowing bros

accidentally did a split when he was juggling a tassel with his foot

face-timed jungkook when they were literally right beside each other and followed up by posting a photo of jungkook asking him how he was

clung onto gwangsoo’s back on running man to stop him from sabotaging the members

wore a hanbok that was from a couple’s set with tony during american hustle life

left his luggage on a bus in norway

openly ogled at a man’s fake boobs on a japanese variety show

laughed at jin’s dad joke immediately after he said it even though they were doing a no laughing challenge

pretended to be an angry girlfriend on radio

tried to do a cool pose while shooting with a gun but no bullets came out

cheered for yoongi’s team so loudly during a basketball match that they stared at the ground, too embarrassed to look up

facetimed taehyung so he could be updated even though he wasn’t able to attend isac

pretended to be a yellow card during a radio birthday fm because he was wearing a sweater

got taehyung a dreamcatcher after hearing that he got a nightmare

posted on fancafe that it snowed so hard he became a snowman

watched a barbie movie with jungkook

cleaned his feet with wet wipes so they wouldn’t look dirty during the serendipity mv

bent his fringe into a heart shape

hit jin’s ass with a baseball bat

fell off a tiny tricycle on stage

couldn’t even focus on listening to what jin said during a word association game and kept shouting because he was too scared on a pirate ship ride

started crying barely seconds after claiming that he didn’t cry easily

danced tango with yoongi while blindfolded

hit a bowling pin correctly during a game and started punching the air in elation

drew himself as the tallest when he was doodling all the members

kept stealing jungkook’s arrows when they were practicing archery

held yeontan while running so that he could ‘fly’

bought food for hoseok and jungkook during bon voyage when they lost a bet and didn’t have any money for themselves