The World According to Me

Magestic AF kitty in my lap and this little #smooshyface hugging my foot. I'm a lucky woman. #rescuekittiesarethebestkitties #lovemyhalloweenkitty https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq8U3XTBbXF/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=vohn73k1svmr

YOU GUYS. I just invented the yummiest #festivecocktail ever. #bluecoatgin with cranberry ginger ale, lime juice and club soda. I call it a Rudolph. After a few, you won't care if you're not allowed to play reindeer games with a bunch of elitist jerks. And your nose might be a little red. #merrychristmas #bottomsup #kittysnugglessoldseparately https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq8TppBhhU-/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=fv8zuqtb1w77

Ready for today's swim meet or a nap?? 🏊😴 #gopenn #beatcouncilrock #oldrivalriesdiehard #momlife https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq2uhqph67c/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ub8yi8g2qus

Sleepy floof ❤️ #somanywhiskers #magesticAFkitty #lovemymonty #rescuekittiesarethebestkitties https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq0kamxh3yR/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1k8iwqismsue8

#tbt to the Phillies home opener with my honey ❤️⚾ https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqx6oRfBJsJ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=18t2aqjqhvlm4

What do you do when your little guy develops a sudden massive spider phobia that keeps him (and you) up all night? You give him a fort to sleep in. (Awesome idea, Heather! You rock.) And you stock it with his flashlight, his wand, and "spider repellent spray". 🚫🕷️🖕 #riddikulus #pleasegodletthiswork #imsotired #momlife https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqle8synAe7/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=85gyft2b3yzq

That moment when honey buys a new hat but it looks better on you so it's yours now. Sorry, love... 🤷😂 #whatsyoursismine #newhatyayyyy #totesadorbs https://www.instagram.com/p/BqlC1cAnYth/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1orlpfanmjav

Someone got his first swim bling today. 🏊🏆🏅 #trophyfeverstartshere #momlife https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqk4Z-onV9l/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=c8gw6in6tla2

I burned my arm on the oven, the stuffing from scratch was an unmitigated disaster, and my pan drippings gravy didn't come together, but I got some snuggle time with Peanut at the end of it all. 🦃🤬🥜❤️ #worthit #stovetopFTW #thankgodthatsover #babysnuggles https://www.instagram.com/p/BqgOfs_jCb4/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=tgpun79j1zlm

Snuggling with Sir Smooshy-face and Magestic AF kitty 😸❤️ #perfectendtotheday #lapfullofcats #rescuekittiesarethebestkitties #montyandjack https://www.instagram.com/p/BqYVluvjLOL/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=wlz8j6q59qb8

#gratuitousselfie https://www.instagram.com/p/BqTC5PBjAkw/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=19pnwo0hh31q1

Friday nights are for cocktails and kitties. 🍸😸❤️ #selfieswithcats #montyandjack #rescuekittiesarethebestkitties #smooshyfaces https://www.instagram.com/p/BqQnOQznISG/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=14zabi91si44t

❤️ #punkrockzack #myheart #momlife https://www.instagram.com/p/BqLuaRoDR2h/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=aevntcmxlwif

First swim meet!! Go Zack!! 🏊🏊🏊 #lovethesmellofchlorine #gopenn #momlife https://www.instagram.com/p/BqAsSMMjIYj/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1p35h01qpdbz8

Smooshy-faced Kitty 🐱 vs his arch nemesis, the evil garbage-diving squirrel 🐿️ #squirrelsareevil #fluffyjerks #teamsmooshyface https://www.instagram.com/p/BqAccyBDQxv/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=gcd8tehy7bby

Special delivery! 📦🚚❤️ #boxesarefunatanyage #momlife https://www.instagram.com/p/BqAQpWBjDPg/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=c2ytjff6mt8n

Magnificent floof ❤️ Alternately titled: #hethinkshespeople #magesticAFkitty #yesmontyknowshowhandsomeheis https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp-h5xNDNrL/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=14mh0fhxyx0pm