Frog with a blog

My Mum: I’m torn between wanting to watch an epic fantasy movie and something lighthearted and funny. I wish there was something with aspects of both

*accidentally asks a part of the scenery about the message to Wendlewick*

Forgot to post these yesterday. Anya my beloved. I missed adventuring with her too

Highlight of today was when I was doing a heist and this other person came along like “omg hiii Stella I haven’t seen you in agesss so nice to see you” and I was trying to click them and examine them and even then I still had no idea who they were. I thought they might have been in my old clan or something but no.

Death: This is your second time here today, is it not? What it it now, more trouble with vampyres?

Zaros must be getting bored out there. I wonder if I can send him memes through this portal.

Help Azzy Call His Boyfriend: The Quest.

Quite an extensive sewer for someone who doesn’t poop

Heist time let’s goooo

*breaks into Zemouregal’s house to examine his table*

We don’t give Lamistard enough credit for anticipating that someone someday would explore his molejarrat hole and painstakingly chiseling all of these messages for them.

I’ve got 99 firemaking when can I burn this place to the ground

Me (just finished phite club): Wow Menaphos is going to be so different under new leadership! I wonder what Osman will do first to improve people’s quality of life!

My once great elder rune +5 set is now down to just the 2h sword’s last 4.6% charge.

no thanks, one’s enough