notp: self-serving psychopath with no redeeming qualities
notp: i raped your best friend so i could enter your house and pet your cheeks and that shows that i have humanity
notp: why because stefan did?
notp: i dont care if all the friends you care about die. i will always choose you.
notp: i know i’m dying and this is a hard time for you but who would get the girl!?!!111!!??
notp: i cant fight compulsion because im a fucking coward. but dont worry. elena knows i have impulse control issues since i tried to kill her brother when she wouldn’t let me fuck her
notp: taking advantage of you when you are vulnerable, you know how we do
notp: maybe thats the problem
notp: i fucked your biomom but still havent told you yet because i supposedly have never lied to you
notp: also i compelled you multiple times but i supposedly never lie to you but lol i did it out of love also we met first
notp: i will kill the guy you sacrificed your life for because somehow that’s a good solution to the fact that you are a vampire now
notp: that’s not me elena that’s stefan
notp: i fucked you and now im done with you because i only just realized after forcing myself on you for 4 years that i cant keep you like a puppet forever if you arent sired lol and if you are human you’ll grow old and that doesnt benefit me
notp: i cant imagine anything more miserable than spending a human life with you
notp: *buries a dead body* maybe its the sirebond *shrug* but i love you
notp: i have killed or tried to kill all your friends at least once
notp: i am not stefan so how about you stop trying to turn me into him
notp: i like you now just the way you are lol nvmd i was trying to change him
notp: elena is sired to damon
notp: elena’s singular burning desire is to make him happy. hey elena you know what would make me happy? to know its real.
notp: it is real. its the realest thing i’ve ever felt.
notp: i forcefed my blood on you after leaving the moonstone in a soapdish and cost you two more dead parental figures but im here to save the day now like the arrogant piece of shit i am
notp: i’ll even let her hate me for it lol jk i cant stand the thought of you hating me
notp: i miss being a human more than anything in the world lol jk own it live it love it stefan!
notp: i miss being a human more than anything except if i have to grow old with elena bc i got what i wanted and im done with you now
notp: wow you were suicidal and hallucinating yesterday and broke up with stef. you feel isolated from your friends. is now a good time for sex?
notp: i will break your arm
notp: grabbed her gagged her throw her in a well
notp: you told me to kill him so i did
notp: that was very katherine of you
notp: i’m fine with her either way brother lol jk i dont want you to be cured
notp: why because stefan did?
notp: you dont get to make decisions anymore
notp: as usual damon gets whatever he wants no matter who he hurts in the process
notp: get in your car and come to me even though you are sired and have to do as i say
notp: im setting you free elena lol jk my man pain is more important
notp: all we talk about is stefan
notp: i thought i could win her from you fair and square even though i kind of forced myself on her every time you save my life
notp: im becoming someone that i dont want to be
notp: i mean this sincerely, i hope elena dies
notp: i met a girl. we talked. i assaulted her best friend. killed her brother. told her i couldnt be selfish with her while erasing her memories. fed her my blood which cost her more dead parents. didnt care when my brother traded his sobriety for my life and used that time to move in on her. sexually assaulted her in a bathroom. forced my way of vampirism on her because i don’t truly respect anything about her as a person. you ended up suicidal and hallucinating but i saved you lol even though it was really jeremy that did. but then we fucked and it was epic.