they'd found each other at last

sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

this may be my age showing but I am a passionate supporter of wires. earbuds? put a leash on those things. wireless keyboard? no, it needs to hold hands with the computer. the ps5 controller I forgot to charge has the staying power of a wealthy nonagenarian with a much younger wife and 14 life insurance policies, but the controller plugged into my pc? that baby will outlive my bloodline. my ethernet cable is like a son to me.

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

the internet seems like a distant dream

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

I have a creeping suspicion some of you guys are not taking "idk man sometimes it depends" to heart