cornflower

edgar ran so verity could walk tbh

do you think the people who can't reach pink level are actually all just one guy who really sucks

i'm not very good at discerning between me overreacting and an actual emergency so i worry if i ever need to call the police i'll call the non emergency line for an emergency or the emergency line for a non emergency. like what do they do if you call the wrong one

having a broken bone must really suck. hope everyone with a broken bone gets better

i know that sickeningly sweet smell in the school bathroom is not your perfume. put down the vape.

instead of making chatbots based off of your fanfics can you make fanfics based off of other people's chatbots

i ordered an AM body pillow btw

i quoted ted and immediately went into a coughing fit. TED IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL!!!!!!!!!! KILL HIM!!!!!

i think people have gone full circle and started hating pitbulls again. yes they're a dangerous breed. no you don't have to hate them with your full heart. no that doesn't mean that every single pitbull you see wants you dead. plz be smart

when someone accuses me of something i didn't do but my memory is so bad that i actually believe them