tropes i will never get tired of
omniscient narrator who immediately contradicts the characters (âThis is fine,â she said. It was, in no way, shape, or form, fine.)
deadpan jokes while swordfighting
the âI FUCKING LOVE MY WIFEâ guy
oblivious pining that slowly escalates until A is going on page rants about how pretty Bâs eyes are but still doesnât seem to recognize theyâre in love
Strong Leader Type having to physically fall down in order for the other characters to see how exhausted they are
funny villains who talk and make jokes with their heroes while theyâre fighting them
the villains presented as the protagonists
*increasingly pulls out bigger and bigger weapons from more unlikely places*
âI said all of your weaponsâ *pulls out more*
âALL OF THEMâ *pulls out one last tiny dagger*
traumatized character using humor to cover up ptsd
characters going out for a break at a restaurant/movie/whatever and something bad happening
using the â*gasp* whatâs that over there???â trick to avert the enemyâs attention and it working
a villainâs weakness being something totally random and nonsensical
a hero duo arguing over whoâs the sidekick while fighting a villain
âdonât be silly, we donât need [important thing]â  âyou lost it, didnât you?â âyeahâ
âwhatâs the one thing I told you not to do tonight?â  âraise the deadâ  âand what did you do?â  âraised the deadâ
âI think that went pretty wellâ *explosion in the distance*