"...now they're bleeding"

Lucas: Did Max just tell me she loved me for the first time?

Mike: Yep.

Lucas: And did I just do finger guns back?

El, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-

Johnathan, whispering: Should I call the exorcist?

Will, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick.

El: You’re such a dumbass (affectionate).

Will: Aww, you’re such a whore (complimentary).

Jonathan: How are you talking like that in real life?

Mike, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

Robin: I told Eddie that his ears turn red when he lies.

Steve: Do they?

Robin: No.

Steve: Then why did you tell him that?

Robin: Because I can do this.

Robin: Hey Eddie! Do you love Steve?

Dustin: The Ocean is a soup.

Steve:

Steve: Do elaborate.

Dustin: What are needed for something to be a soup?

Steve: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.

Dustin: *Tilts head*

Steve: The Ocean is a Soup.

Steve: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Nancy: You’re a hazard to society

Suzie: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Dustin: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Steve: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Eddie a little bit.

Robin, holding Steve's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Steve: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Mike: What time is it?

El: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out

El: * Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*

Hopper: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING

Robin: That shirt looks great, Eddie .

Eddie : Thanks.

Robin: But I bet it would look even better on Steve's floor.

Joyce: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Hopper: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Steve: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Dustin: Have everyone stand.

Will: Bring three more chairs!

Lucas: The most important ones can sit down.

Eddie: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?

Steve: *raises hand*