paint me a scene in pastel white

false smalletry

sleepy brok. grrrok. brrrrrok. so soft and beaky

The Pendragons!!!

Having been named after a character in The Great Gatsby by my English-major dad, I thought I would ask about this.

Lycanthropy: I feel awoo

Project mail harry but gib them cat

Some great additions from the comments.

His wife was one of his guy friends for a while and when she finally came out to him he was like “Oh, wouldja look at that! This is VERY convenient. See, I’ve never been into guys myself. Nothing against fellas who like that, just not my cup of tea. So I’ve been trying to figure out for ages why I want to ask you out on a date. Confusin the heck out of me. Again, nothing against it, just never something I’ve been into before. I was having a whole identity crisis over it, Yknow. But I guess that clears all that up! Whaddaya say to dinner?”