I don't know how tumblr works & you can't teach me

planning to be water soluble one day

Bitch...I'm gonna subvert that

TOP 5 HOTEST OWLS IN DISNEY PRINCESS MOVIES

i would love to do an ancestry DNA test if it only catalogued what Catholic relics i was related to

i believe neutral goth aesthetic is just sickly victorian child

the newest old thing about me is that my phone's photos are just full of unintentional screenshots

Normalize brushing your teeth at work.

in my ideal world i am a creature with detached hands that still operate. From day to day I go from having and not having these hands based on what is funnier for the plot

i do have the patience of a saint, but my aspirations are of a devil

I feel like I could be someone if someone just did horrific scientific experiments on me

Floor laying. Eating cheesy food and manifesting no longer having verbal language.

what is a calendar but a map of time