be a l r i g h t;

“Would it satisfy you if I threw a party right here, right now?”

“I was listening.” Ayesha lied, her brows furrowing in confusion. “—Do I know you?” 

Ayesha’s eyes drifted down to the man’s nether region, her nose scrunching at the revelation before it went back up to meet his eyes. “—Why are you telling me this?” 

The male smirked, crossing his arms as he answered, “I’m telling you that so you could listen.”

“You think I’m the one who put you into that knot?” How delirious this man was, he thought. He shook his head then walked towards him, “Sure you didn’t piss a woman off?”

“I said I’m a eunuch. Know what that is?”

“Whit did that poor log dae to ye?”

“It pissed the hell out of me.”

“Was that necessary?”

“No. But I wanted to show you.”

“That’s amazing.”

“It is!”

“Remind me never to get on your bad side.”

“I’m pretty sure the log will be doing the reminding.”

“I can but I need more logs.”