ONE WHOMP AT A TIME

“ You’re tired already? Well that’s fine. But we’re a long way till a good napping spot can be found. Les’ you don’t mind the stalking wolves, bandits, Wind Mites and snapper traps around here you’re good.”

“ Becuase it’s fun y’know? Makes hammerin’ the bad guys even more fun.”

Poppy smiled widely and clapped her hands together excitedly as she set her eyes on the Yordle controlled mech. Even though he tore a bit of the forest apart and set some bushes on fire. He saved her. It may have not been dealt with quickly and less messy, but no one was perfect. 

“ That’s amazing, sir! I’ve been searching all over Runeterra for you. A true hero.”

@impatient-enforcer

“ Aw yeah, Vi. Keep going.” Poppy panted as she forced the kembob further into her mouth. “ Y-you call yourself a champ? Show me.” Leaning her head forward and grunting.

“ Lulu can’t you see i’m b u s y ?”

“ Nothin’ to laugh about me, bud. I’m a whole butt woopin’ pro right here. If you don’t stop laughing, i’ll make it the last time you ever make fun of a short person.”