It really really really could happen!

i....found a rare shoegaze tape. legit. band does not exist online. tape is at least 20 years old. This is so Sam

It’s so funny that Armand has “ethical” eating habits for a vampire. He finds people he thinks deserve or want to die, and then he convinces them to play a game of cat and mouse with him, and he gets so visibly excited about it he’s openly flirtatious. Then he chases them through the streets for a few hours. Basically, he’s torturing them. He’s playing with his food. He’s having fun pretending to hunt. “Pretend” because if he was really hunting it wouldn’t take him any time at all. Then, once he catches them, he goes through their mind like a filing cabinet and brainwashes them into thinking they want to die, and then he kills them painlessly, which might sound better than throat-ripper Lestat’s modus operandi, but what Armand really does is subject people to physical and psychological torture for hours before removing their agency in their final moments. It’s worse. He doesn’t even leave people with their minds or dignity intact. No resistance. No hope. No clarity. Not even your final thoughts are your own. It’s presumably something Armand’s injected into your mind that he thinks you’ll like. He guts your mind like a fish before doing the same thing to your body and then goes home and is like, wow, another ethical meal for me, unlike all those savages that take bites out of random strangers. Good job, me.

the bond between a girl and her room is stronger than the gravitational force of the earth

What accent coach is working magic behind the scenes of iwtv. A british man plays an american man with a thick new orleans accent that slowly fades to a standard american accent. Another british man plays an indian man with a french accent that morphs into a british accent. An australian man plays a french man with the strongest most unintelligible french accent youve ever heard

bet daniel's biggest complaint about being turned into a vampire is suddenly louis has him on therapy speed dial AND HE CAN'T DECLINE THE CALL!!

do you think louis and lestat were mid reunion when all of a sudden louis just hears daniel go "hey sorry to interrupt but can u come pick me up :) armand bit me :("

imagine living in the iwtv universe with all the modern internet discourse about the power imbalance and age gap relationship between pulitzer prize winning author daniel molloy and his 20-something looking y/o twink reaching max confusion when said younger bf goes on instagram live and and defends himself against the backlash as if he is the older one in the relationship refusing to apologise for being with some 400 years younger than him and not answering any further questions whatsoever