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not to be dramatic or anything but i would fucking die for you violet

“you smell good“ ok fuck me

If you’re about to do something to impress a man, don’t

I’m not like “trying” to ruin my own life but what can I say, some talents manifest on their own

one time we were listening to fleetwood mac in the car and my sister who was probably 4 at the time asked, without being prompted, “can girls marry girls?” and THAT is the power of stevie nicks

one time i went to see my grandma in the hospital when she was just waking up from surgery and the first thing she said (really feebly) was “neil… what does… your shirt say” and i had to say “skate and destroy” in front of the nurse and my whole family

you might like getting choked but sea turtles don’t so keep your FUCKIN plastic out of the ocean.

please for the love of god turn ur sound on

There’s NOTHING wrong with still living with your parent(s). Whether you’re in school, dropped out or graduated. Please take your time, especially if you’re not being pressured to move out. This is your time to really build a solid plan, save money and be sure you won’t have to return once you’re ready to move out. Do not let anyone pressure you because you’re in your 20s and still at home. It’s no joke out here. Believe me. Take your time baby.

“In the words of Mark Twain’s wife, Shania Twain, ‘that don’t impress me much’”