Berry Bee

follow for some more sick text posts that I reblogged from someone else

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

there are some pretty good chalkboard gags in the early simpsons seasons but my favorite so far is definitely the one where bart is writing "i am not a 32-year-old woman" like aw honey don't worry. you will be

[ID: a little dog eating raspberries from a bush. /End ID.]

that's nonsense, why would it be cold at christmas, it doesn't even make sense? that's a festival about the birth of something??? obviously that happens in summer.

Excuse me?! What you guys doing calling the northern hemisphere "down there"?! We're north. That's UP on a map when it's oriented properly.

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

my inner qualities will carry the day in the third act. but here in the first act they're worth fuck all