Barney

practicing piggy movement tech

its pride month, tumblr. you know what that means

It means that tumblr puts a little trans flag that wooshes around the "like" button for a quick second while they continue to delete the blogs of trans women for the tiniest things, most fo which aren't actually violations of their TOS, or even for "no reason at all" except that they're trans women.

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

my toxic trait is i reeeeally want to use fanart as my profile picture on social media, but i have so many images saved without their sources and i wouldn't want to use them without crediting the artist. so you exclusively get ms tarantula screenshots

everyone jokes about Gardevoir trainers being horny freaks but I think Gardevoir trainers would actually be posting like irl doll collectors

They’d be posting ”An exquisite day for a most elegant lady” and then a picture of the cutest tea party you have ever seen for a Gardevoir wearing a lovely little hat

the real horny freaks would be posting shit like “go my loyal minions” and then a video of them siccing 6 Galarian zigzagoon on a dumpster

never will forget the gay porn I watched where the director quietly told the bottom to “lose the anime voice” and you could see overwhelming disillusionment form in his eyes