staticsim

theo does not suit a 9-5 job. he definitely should've worked in social services (or at least human resources), but he realized that a bit too late. now he's stuck as an accountant until he either goes insane or finds a new job.

he's a bit of a nuisance even if he doesn't realize it. he can't sit still for more than five seconds unless he's VERY focused (which hardly happens). he's always tapping his foot, rocking his chair, etc.

don't bother emailing or interacting with him. even if he hears you, he doesn't. his excuse is that he "can't hear you over the music in his headphones", but half the time they aren't even playing anything.

if he gets bored enough to actually do his work, he's pretty efficient. he'll do nothing useful for most of the day and then get it all done in one hour.

this also means he usually can (or will) leave early, which his coworkers assume is because he's slacking (i mean, yes, it's true), but most days he goes to visit his sick grandpa :,)